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Bug - 3 Auction House Leaderboards

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Isn’t it time for peens to be put in place for these? For the sake of game consistency there really should be a peen for these and I think we’ve had plenty of time “settling” into a solid leaderboard situation.

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
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[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

1st signed.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

signed

Stop Amasius!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

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Yeah it’s about time, also posting this so you remember to give me one honorarily.

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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Level 35 Troll

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Johnny Mac Posted:

Yeah it’s about time, also posting this so you remember to give me one honorarily.

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its really only fair

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I disagree.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

was Posted:

I disagree.

Why?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Scully, now that I think about it I really don’t care. Now that is not to say that my opinion has changed or is not sincere. It just means that I don’t have any reason that I disagree. Other than I don’t think there should be a epeen for it.

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abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
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[Leafy Green Vegeta-
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Level 35 Hacker

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I strongly think there should be a leaderboard for “most auctions closed due to abuse” since it seems to happen largely at random, to innocent people Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

was Posted:

Scully, now that I think about it I really don’t care. Now that is not to say that my opinion has changed or is not sincere. It just means that I don’t have any reason that I disagree. Other than I don’t think there should be a epeen for it.

That is completely valid, and I personally thought that all the leaderboards should have been retired when ep 2 hit.

I have two reasons for bringing it up. The first is that if it is going to happen now makes sense. Things have settled, we are not seeing wild back and forth movement. ET announced in idc the day that the auction house opened that there would be peens and that they would be implemented once the initial frenzy settled.

I don’t think it would be terribly fair to pbum on it after encouraging players to devote serious time and effort to competing for the promised peen.

The other reason is that I believe it will help reduce some of the flagged for abuse auctions. (That is of course pure speculation and hinges on whether those in the top spots will keep on with their wacky bidding wars once they grab the peen.)

Plus it’s a bit odd to have peens for all the other leaderboards, but skip a couple.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I can imagine what will happen when the peens are announced. It’s obvious that people will put thousands of low-price items with infinite supply (read: cheap shop items, ideally marbles and Chinese takeaway) for sale, because low cost benefits both sellers and bidders.

As a true businessman, I don’t want to see the house full of rubbish. And surely Evil Trout doesn’t want this either. He has been experimenting to see which would be the best way to introduce the leaderboards and the peens, but so far there has been no reasonable solution, and probably there will be no leaderboard peens, but only milestone peens.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

quangntenemy Posted:

I can imagine what will happen when the peens are announced. It’s obvious that people will put thousands of low-price items with infinite supply (read: cheap shop items, ideally marbles and Chinese takeaway) for sale, because low cost benefits both sellers and bidders.

As a true businessman, I don’t want to see the house full of rubbish. And surely Evil Trout doesn’t want this either. He has been experimenting to see which would be the best way to introduce the leaderboards and the peens, but so far there has been no reasonable solution, and probably there will be no leaderboard peens, but only milestone peens.

Your logic is flawed. How many peen whores dedicated enough to work for weeks for a peen do you think this site has? Certainly not enough to buy and sell crap for the leaderboards like you think and almost nobody else would buy this stuff. Remember you have to sell your stuff to and buy from different people. ATM best auctioneer is at 854 and best bidder at 1348. Especially best auctioneer will be very hard to top, it’s not easy to sell you stuff to hundreds of players. You have to sell stuff people actually want and believe me, they don’t want useless crap. Most of my failed auctions were either cheap junk or useless moar files, so I pretty much stopped to offer them.

As for best bidder it is only relevant to buy from a lot of people and you have to buy what they offer, useful or not, if you haven’t bought from them before. The only effect you have on the market is that new users of Kyoubai might sell the only item they offer for ridiculously high prices due to bidding wars but I doubt that they would complain about that.

I’m pretty sure we would see much more rubbish in Kyoubai with milestone peens, because they would motivate much more people who would otherwise (rightfully) think they’d have no chance to top the leaderboards ever to flood the auction house with crap…

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Amasius Posted:

You have to sell stuff people actually want and believe me, they don’t want useless crap.

Amasius Posted:

As for best bidder it is only relevant to buy from a lot of people and you have to buy what they offer, useful or not, if you haven’t bought from them before

I see some contradiction there Log in to see images!

Obviously your useless crap don’t sell much for now because you are selling thousands of items while there are only a dozen players going for the bidder epeen. Believe me when the leaderboard peens are introduced you’ll see hundreds or even thousands of people going for them while they’re still in obtainable range.

quangntenemy edited this message on 02/20/2009 9:28AM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

quangntenemy Posted:

I see some contradiction there Log in to see images!

Obviously your useless crap don’t sell much for now because you are selling thousands of items while there are only a dozen players going for the bidder epeen. Believe me when the leaderboard peens are introduced you’ll see hundreds or even thousands of people going for them while they’re still in obtainable range.

Are you sure they are still in obtainable range? Log in to see images!

The more people offer crap the less they are able to sell it because the other peen whores would only buy one item from them. Also the stuff I sell is only partly the stuff I’ve bought in Kyoubai. I sell the useless crap I’ve bought there in the Ppwn Shoppe, spamming Kyoubai with it would only be a waste of time.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

quangntenemy Posted:

I see some contradiction there Log in to see images!

Obviously your useless crap don’t sell much for now because you are selling thousands of items while there are only a dozen players going for the bidder epeen. Believe me when the leaderboard peens are introduced you’ll see hundreds or even thousands of people going for them while they’re still in obtainable range.

well, it’s already unobtainable..

:sad:

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

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Inertia Posted:

well, it’s already unobtainable..

:sad:

Right now I despise the entire leaderboard system (mainly for the flezz peen, but the auction peen is another perfect example of how painfully flawed it is) It’s not fun, it encourages people, as Inertia here, to waste huge amounts of time on a pointless endeavour, with no possible reward. How can that be justified in any shape or form? I’d really, really like for ET to wake up and stop doing it. Bad game design choices are things you’re supposed to learn from, fix, and *not* repeat, not just carry on with because it’s easier.

Milestone peen would be gauged accordingly. Selling stuff would end at a low number (maybe 20?) to limit spamming. Milestone peen for buying stuff could be higher, but again not too high (or buyers would then be encouraging potential sellers to spam) Something to get people started with Kyoubai, but not to dominate it with pointless listings, and pointless bids for otherwise useless items. And lets have a few more items with a bit more variety.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Signed, Amasius deserves them for 24/7 auctioning and I want to move up finally

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

scullyangel Posted:

Plus it’s a bit odd to have peens for all the other leaderboards, but skip a couple.

There’s no ‘peen for topping the “longest ‘peen” board. The ironies abound.

Nobsock

Avatar: 139165 Fri Feb 20 11:08:16 -0500 2009
18

[Bees]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Amasius Posted:

Especially best auctioneer will be very hard to top, it’s not easy to sell you stuff to hundreds of players. You have to sell stuff people actually want and believe me, they don’t want useless crap. Most of my failed auctions were either cheap junk or useless moar files, so I pretty much stopped to offer them.

I’m new so not sure how many “peen whores” as you put it are around but on this quoted point it’s only basic economy you need to know – if someone is dedicated about getting top of seller leaderboard then they’ll be quite willing to lose flezz to do so I’m sure, and buying crap to sell at a lower price is a good way of doing that and guaranteeing sales. People WILL I would imagine be more than happy to buy shop items at lower-than-shop prices, so it’d be easy to get sales this way.

Regardless, the peen feature doesn’t bother me especially so I’m not actually veto-ing the thread, just thought that should be mentioned.

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