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So I was eating David's Sunflower Seeds... | |||||||
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Dum de dum , eat, crack it open, read my book.
So I finish my one bag and open a new one. They taste kinda funny, but whatever. Eat spit it out etc etc.
So I get to one, crack it open, and it tastes like I licked a corroded battery. and it’s all grainy inside. So I’m like wtf.
I spit out the two halves into my hand, and it’s all black inside, with a nice worm where the seed should be.
and I’m guessing the graininess was worm poop. So yeh, David’s will be getting a phone call tomorrow.
I mean, I’m not super-grossed out. I’ve watched survivorman enough to know that bugs aren’t gonna hurt you.
I’m more just kind of irritated that I’m probably not going to be able to enjoy seeds anymore. Cuz every seed I eat I’m gonna think “I wonder if there’s a worm in this one.”
EDIT: And this is no troll, this just happened to me not 15 minutes ago. Shii edited this message on 02/16/2009 10:58PM |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 10:57PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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That’s DISGUSTING. Same kind of thing happened to me with a bag of trail mix once. Haven’t been able to eat the stuff since. Yuck. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:01PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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seems to happen alot based on google searching..
http://www.junkfoodblog.com/2006/11/finding-worms-in-sunflower-seeds.html |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:07PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeh, it was very much an ”...of course it’d be a worm.” moment. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:07PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted:
Yeh, I mean, I wasn’t really grossed out by it as much as I was just irritated. And yeh, it tasted awful, lol. Like I’d licked a corroded battery like I said.
I know the worm is totally cooked and all, I’m just probably not going to eat them anymore. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:10PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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you know what is worse than that? finding half a roach on a cheeto. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:21PM | View Candy Corn's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeeeep. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:23PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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Try a caterpillar in a Caesar Salad…Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:24PM | View Recommencer's Profile | # | ||||||
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I wonder what the us fda allows as an acceptable amount of worms in them.. I can’t seem to find it online. I know they allow some of totally gross things in most foods, like a certain amount of rat **** is acceptable in peanut bumer. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:30PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeh, I know that too.
They HAVE to have acceptable standards on stuff like that, just because up to a point it becomes cost-prohibitive.
As long as it’s sterile, I don’t mind eating 1/10000th rat **** in peanut bumer as long as it doesn’t mean doubling the price that peanut bumer. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:31PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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I used to have stickers that came in a Penn and Teller book, they had things like “Contains the maximum daily allowable filth” printed on them.
My favorite sticker was the “tastes like chicken” one. I stuck it on a chicken in our freezer to confuse my mom. I also made P&T’s bleeding heart jello cake for valentine’s once, it was not tasty, but oozed fake blood in a freaking awesome way. Log in to see images!
Also, I don’t know if I ate the Cheeto roach or not, but I can’t imagine where the other half went if I didn’t eat it. |
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Posted On: 02/16/2009 11:38PM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
scullyangel Posted: I made my boyfriend’s brother a zombie birthday cake that oozed blood and guts! Also, I’m TMing you something awesome. |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 12:04AM | View Odalisque's Profile | # | ||||||
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I can’t find anything saying regulations for sunflower seeds but here is a list of limits for a bunch of foods: |
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Posted On: 02/17/2009 1:01AM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||