I used to have stickers that came in a Penn and Teller book, they had things like “Contains the maximum daily allowable filth” printed on them.

My favorite sticker was the “tastes like chicken” one. I stuck it on a chicken in our freezer to confuse my mom. I also made P&T’s bleeding heart jello cake for valentine’s once, it was not tasty, but oozed fake blood in a freaking awesome way. Log in to see images!

Also, I don’t know if I ate the Cheeto roach or not, but I can’t imagine where the other half went if I didn’t eat it.