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Evil Trout Something weird happened to me today

Sandwich Chef

Avatar: Deformed Child
6

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Yeah, so I ended up driving to the gas station for beer when

out of nowhere this dumb broad cut me off. If we were on a freeway I would

understand, but this was a dead friggin road!

Losing patience quickly, I pulled up next to her stupid bum and

once I was close enough, I started yelling like I was insane. It was great!

She tried to speed up and lose me, but I kept at her side.

There was no way she was going to win this one.

There was a point when she gave me the finger, but it was going to take a

helluva lot more than that to get rid of me.

Eventually, she pulled over and got out, so did I.

Good luck had to have been on my side, because she raised her fists

and started yelling at me. She obviously wanted to fight

me. I raised my fist and we watched each other for an hour before she

eventually said, “Read the first letter on each line.”


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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

tldr man, try again

Unknown-Symp-
hony

Avatar: 115676 Fri Feb 27 23:26:27 -0500 2009

Level 30 Troll

“Permafail”

nobody cares


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Sandwich Chef

Avatar: Deformed Child
6

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Read the first letter on each line


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Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

people still play the GAME?

THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Sandwich Chef Posted:

Read the first letter on each line

We did no one cared you unoriginal spawn of failed memes.


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Raepdog Posted:

We did no one cared you unoriginal spawn of failed memes.

Irony?


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

So she was holding up an eye chart and you thought she was challenging you to a fight? For an hour?

Dude. It was a cop. And you were stoned.

I’m surprised they let you have computers in stir. Or maybe you just imagined the whole thing.

Either way, GTFO.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Sandwich Chef Posted:

Read the first letter on each line

It’s called an “acrostic” dumbbum, use your words.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You guys are a bunch of fabulous persons. It was pretty clever post. Yeah probably copy pasta, but still. Every single response on here is ****ing very special. Geez, get laid once in awhile… Oh valentines day is coming up… yeah, that only makes it worse huh?


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Celerysteve Posted:

It was pretty clever post.

One bad poster defending another bad poster does not make either post a good one.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

was Posted:

Irony?

Im not a meme. There is no Raepdog meme, I am me.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ever notice how only TERRIBLE posters use the phrase “bad poster”. Kinda funny.


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was Posted:

Irony?

Raepdog Posted:

Im not a meme. There is no Raepdog meme, I am me.

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