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NEW CONTEST: Post your own Crotch Zombifying videos!
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It’s been way too long since we’ve had a contest here! This one’s for Brownie Points.
“Crotch Zombie” isn’t just the name of Forumwarz’s parent company. It’s also a really gay prank to pull on your friends and neighbors!
The urban definition of “crotch zombie” (vote it up while you’re there)!
”A sexually discomfiting prank whereby the actor, in the presence of several others in a confined area (such as an elevator), covers his crotch and proceeds to slowly and steadily approach the victim, impressing his pelvic region upon him, moaning and bumuming the blank expression of the walking undead (i.e., a zombie).”
We want you to video yourself or friends “crotch zombie-ing” someone. It doesn’t have to be a prank on a stranger (that would be advocating quasi-sexual bumault), but whatever’s funniest will win. Use your discretion, I guess.
Next, post that **** on YouTube or wherever (preferably tagged with “crotch zombie” and “Forumwarz.” Link it up here and we’ll judge it! For bonus points, add it to the our official Facebook fanpage.
And now, a photo love-essay of how one might administer a crotch zombie:
Subtlety is key.
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Victims are often in a compromised position.
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Target acquired!
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In an elevator, no one can hear you scream. (Make sure to press all the floor bumons!)
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Can it be raep tiem nao plz?
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Indeed it can. Indeed it can!
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See that fetal position? Means you’ve done something right!
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An easily forgotten, but important rule. No homo!
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Finally, a hearty reconciliation.
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EDIT: This failful contest is done.
Umm…yeah. Some guys won. Grats to “runner-up” Echuu, who had the courage to submit first. Grats to General Romanov, who will collect his reward as soon as he finishes his entry.
(But you won, buddy, you won.) Log in to see images! Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 04/15/2008 6:10PM |
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| Posted On: 03/04/2008 11:09PM |
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Remember, guys – whoring out your dignity for cash and fabulous prizes is an American past-time. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/05/2008 11:56PM |
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Shame, I cannot show my face or i’ll get hunted down by Evil Trout and skull****ed. Oh well, better luck next comp! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/06/2008 3:28AM |
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You say that as if it’s a bad thing. |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2008 4:43PM |
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Balloon Posted:
QFT |
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| Posted On: 03/07/2008 4:48PM |
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DEAR @god! HE LOOKS LIKE CUTIEPIE!
Also, nobody needs images that large. They take a while to load, even on broadband, if you know what I mean. Corion edited this message on 03/19/2008 6:46PM |
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| Posted On: 03/19/2008 6:44PM |
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Corion Posted:
That’s because CutiePie is an aged picture of Jalapeno. The secret is out! |
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| Posted On: 03/19/2008 7:17PM |
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I really think this should be somewhere in the game.
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The expression on the right is just too creepy to exist only in this thread. |
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| Posted On: 03/19/2008 7:26PM |
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...GORDON FROHMAN! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2008 9:15AM |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2008 2:53PM |
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How long is this contest going to last? I might be able to do some real cinematics for this in two weeks. |
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| Posted On: 03/20/2008 7:25PM |
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I might record this in the next few days, it’s prolly gonna suck and it’s also gonna suck to show myself but, hey it’s all fun and games. Echuu edited this message on 03/22/2008 10:50AM |
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| Posted On: 03/22/2008 10:50AM |
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Echuu Posted:
Just go for it, dudes. Nobody’s entered yet, so it’s wide open. I know that someone’s eventually going to take a crack at it…till then, it will stay here as a shameful reminder of our complacency. |
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| Posted On: 03/22/2008 12:06PM |
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So.. i did it. All in the name of the lulz. Sometimes it was hard not to laugh Log in to see images! but someone had to step up and do it.
When i was getting into the role of a zombie it turned into a re-re zombie instead. At least there was a happy ending. I’m the zombie and my brother is the child (hes actually 16).
Sorry for the bad acting, directing, and the cameraman(the tripod). And before someone else find out, i know how to spell submission, buti must have slipped on my keyboard or something. Log in to see images!
Let the mockery begin. I’m sooo going to regret this.
Hehe, thanks ET, maybe it wasn’t thaaat bad.
Pimptastic-froth: yeah unfortunately it was scripted(obviously Log in to see images! Echuu edited this message on 04/11/2008 12:29PM |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 12:21PM |
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I thought it was pretty funny Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 2:22PM |
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It seemed a bit scripted, but the happy ending was a laugh. Good job Echuu. |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 5:12PM |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 8:20PM |
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Working on it.
When is the deadline, and what is the price? Any details? |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 10:07PM |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 10:21PM |
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If people are gonna enter, we’ll let this contest run for two more weeks.
The prize? How bout some brownies? Minimum of three, scaling up depending on quality. Maybe some kind of honorary E-Peen if we can think of something clever. |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2008 7:57AM |
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