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Macho [CLOSED] Fortunato's Mid-level .moar clearing house! Great for n00bs! Official Sponsor of BanFest '09!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

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Newly updated, after our gracious sponsorship of BanFest ‘09!

Closed until tommorow! Will be back then!

First, the excellent Thesis – Gun Control Legislation in Cambodia (April ‘04 Revision).sdoc

* Luck +5

* Max Ego +105

* Offense +5

* Charisma +5

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35084

A bargain starting at Log in to see images!

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* Offense +4

* Max Sexiness +85

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35087

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Third, The Genius – Music for the Discarded Descendants.noiz

* Luck +3

* Offense +3

* Frugality +3

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35096

Sounds emo, but gets the job done for a thrillingly low start of Log in to see images!

Now, what about pictures? I like to search for details in if u look closely u can see my woman's genitals lol.ogle

* Max Ego +105

* Offense +5

* Frugality +5

* Charisma +5

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35112

So much value at Log in to see images!

Start your adventure in cyberspace right, with the horrible-sounding harry potter slash collection – 01 – draco’s huge load.noiz

* Luck +2

* Max Ego +40

* Defense +2

* Frugality +2

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35103

Starting at Log in to see images!

Who could live without an annoying helper file? Get one now with the Deluxe Paperclip bumistant Suite v9.0 [2 CDs].exec

* Max Ego +40

* Defense +2

* Offense +2

* Frugality +2

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/35105

Lovely for the noob in your life. Starts at Log in to see images!22.

Happy buying, folks. Whenever I get more of these nice items I’ll be sure to post ‘em here!

Fortunato edited this message on 01/31/2009 11:26AM

Fortunato

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Come one, come all! These deals won’t last forever!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Bumpin’ for BARGAINS!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Is this still awesome? Yep! Still Awesome!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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We love you all.

The Raven

Avatar: 93088 Thu Jan 01 19:28:12 -0500 2009
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Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Everyone who’s already bid is awesome, but we could use even more awesome.

Check out those wildvids folks!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

That’s amazing how did those mediocre files get so high

Fortunato

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THAT’S A VERY GOOD QUESTION INERTIA Log in to see images!

PS THANK YOU FOR BIDDING THEM UP.

Fortunato was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Fortunato edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

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Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fortunato Posted:

THAT’S A VERY GOOD QUESTION INERTIA Log in to see images!

PS THANK YOU FOR BIDDING THEM UP.

Non-RP forum. No all-caps permitted.

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

Inertia Posted:

That’s amazing how did those mediocre files get so high

I was too lazy to properly bid at the time when the auctions ended and I had enough spare flezz because of my RectumScans anyway… Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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quangntenemy Posted:

Log in to see images!

That was then friend, this is now! All new jaw dropping prices on high quality merchandise!

Fortunato

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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That’s right folks, stuff you could find other places for way more, or with reserves, but here, everything must go!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Seriously guys? You’re all wonderful people.

Fortunato

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I’m delighted there’s so much interest.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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C’mon, quang, you know you want to bid these up some more! Log in to see images!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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The blackness and beautiful scars both come up in about an hour! They’re both great, bid away!

Fortunato

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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Anyone can afford these, even if you’re only level 8 and can’t even see half the forums these files come from! They’re bargains, folks, don’t let quang walk with ‘em just because you’re not looking at them.

The Shade

Avatar: 107703 Sun Jan 04 22:31:23 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

yet another bump for bargains.

Fortunato

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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40 minutes left on these midnight auctions! Get ‘em while they’re excellent!

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