Your in a white room, about the size of a prison cell. There is a door to the west and a door to the east. The door to the west has an exquisitly carved handle, with a dragon engraved on the lock. The eastern door is plain. It has a circular handle which looks very slippery.

There is a table in the room. On it there is a small plain key. A magicians top hat and a cloth.

What do you do? I’ll respond to the first poster of something reasonable.

Wipe hat with cloth

The hat now has a nice shine to it, making it all the more apealing to the oposite sex.

You have a hat and a cloth in your hands.

You now have a very messy finger on a stick. Congratulations. Weirdo.

Your hand slips of the handle. so you smash it in. Inside is a small lab, with little rodent skelletons in many cages lining the wall. A heavy layer of dust is on everything. The equipment is old, and everything looks very fradgile. The room is large. The door is shattered on the ground to the west. Their are no other exits, apart from a small air vent, which you cant fit through.

ima ****ing idiot.

CroMagnon Posted:

your hand slips of the handle. so you smash it in. Inside is a small lab, with little rodent skelletons in many cages lining the wall. A heavy layer of dust is on everything.

(i gtg now, ill respond tomorow)

masturbate with rodent skeletons

CroMagnon Posted:

The dust has a peculiar taste. Like dust, only dusty-er. Yeah.

The rodent skeletons rip your male reproductive organ to shreds. Your now bleeding… but suddenly your not. Your male reproductive organ is back. The rodent is back on the shelf, and the dust is unlicked… strange.

take a poop then eat poop

Put on your cloth and wizard hat.

Eat key, preform goatse, then great times on the wall.