No.

Wha?

You cant. At least tell me what you kill yourself with. Then i can help you.

Crinkz Posted:

Eat key, preform goatse, then great times on the wall.

You have yet to do this.

Move east, attempt to turn slippery handle.

the handle is on the floor, coz you smashed the door in. Its still slippery, you cant twist it.

You have, a hat, a key, a cloth and a middle finger on a stick with a hole in it.

Pound incessantly on the door to the west.

The handle is no longer slipery. On the handle there is nothing but small scratches all over it. It shines funny.

You now have a damp cloth.

The door does not buge. Its locked.

You urinate into the hat. Congratulations.

Your body is now slippery and oiled. Now if only you had the muscles you would look pretty good.

it looks like your moms finger. Ergo, too fat to fit in the small hole.

Your in the small prison cell sized room. An open door to the east and a closed door to the west.

Your in a white room, about the size of a prison cell. There is a door to the west and a door to the east. The door to the west has an exquisitly carved handle, with a dragon engraved on the lock. The eastern door is open. There is a lab through there.

Enter Lab