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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

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Oh, and just FYI, it’s in Game Discussion, not Role Playing Geniuses.

Acid Flux edited this message on 01/18/2009 10:07PM

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

EW WTF IS THAT???


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

By the way, post any requests for other Episode Two Items here. I’ve got access to virtually every shop… I think.


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Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

You may not place a bid on this item.

Either bidding is closed, you are the one who created this auction, or you have purchased illegal gaming enhancements.

You need to link to these differently.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

The Wandering Hypocrite Posted:

You need to link to these differently.

No, that’s the message you get when the item has sold.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

The Wandering Hypocrite Posted:

You need to link to these differently.

I just updated the OP. Those items were already SOLD when you clicked on them. The ‘Buy It Now’ Option is enabled after 1 hour.


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Acid Flux Posted:

I just updated the OP. Those items were already SOLD when you clicked on them. The ‘Buy It Now’ Option is enabled after 1 hour.

You are going to make a bum-load of Log in to see images! with this.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Sneaky27 Posted:

You are going to make a bum-load of Log in to see images!

I’m making about  180K profit with each transaction. If they keep selling as fast as they have been, I may have to raise the price (Supply & Demand, ‘natch)

I’m hoping my BP Auction is where I’ll really make the      


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Dragons have no resale value. Disregard.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Store is now Restocked!


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Glbumes & Lingerie Now in Stock


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

since this is in the trollhole, you are a stupid fabulous person, and everyone who posted before/after this post is a stupid fabulous person.


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

It’s only in TrollHole because there’s no Kyoubai forum, and I don’t want to risk a ban for ‘cluttering up GD’, even though that’s the most relevant forum. Once the Kyoubai Forum opens, I’ll repost this thread there.

But thanks for the free bump.


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Kali

Avatar: 60070 Fri Dec 19 03:19:32 -0500 2008
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Acid Flux via Tubmail Posted:

Hi, Kali.

As you and I both know,the best price we can get on Tumorous Kidneys from Aunt Jomama is right at 624,000.

What I’d like to propose is a agreed upon minimum sale price for Kidneys amongst those of us that are building up businesses.

quangntenemy and I have discussed it, and we feel that 800,000 is a fair and balanced price for Kidneys, especially with the use of the Buy It Now Option.

We need to have some sort of stabilized price here, otherwise, it won’t be long before we’re all forced to sell them at 625,000. And that’s not worth our time for such a slim profit margin.

If we each simply list our future TKs with the Buy It Now & Reserve of 800,000, then we will see faster returns on our investment, and not have to worry about an unstable price system.

Additionally, if someone decides to try to undercut us, we can always each offer 1 Tumorous Kidney at 625,000 to demonstrate that it’s better for any new salesman to cooperate rather than rock the boat.

So, would you like to form a partnership?

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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
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Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Um, that Tubmail wasn’t meant to be a threat, of any sort.

It was meant to form a partnership to help avoid price gouging.

There are a LOT of items for sale at higher prices than I’m offering.

And  800K for a TK is a very fair price, considering how long it would take most newer players to be able to get their Frugality stat to 54 (maximum level: anything past that is pointless at the moment)

It was also intended to keep the profit margin to a worthwhile level for the sellers. A  1K profit margin on a  600K item is just too low. Partnership among sellers (so long as the prices are kept at a fair amount) benefits both Buyers & Sellers.


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Kali

Avatar: 60070 Fri Dec 19 03:19:32 -0500 2008
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Acid Flux Posted:

Um, that Tubmail wasn’t meant to be a threat, of any sort.

Acid Flux via Tubmail Posted:

quangntenemy and I have discussed it…

Additionally, if someone decides to try to undercut us, we can always each offer 1 Tumorous Kidney at 625,000 to demonstrate that it’s better for any new salesman to cooperate rather than rock the boat.

Again, please feel free to “demonstrate.” I don’t give a crap what you sell things for or who you team up with, but if you annoy me with your greed based tubmails I will be happy to “demonstrate” how many at cost kidneys I can list across my alts.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
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[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Your reaction was exactly what I was trying to avoid.

Someone selling TKs at below cost is inherently disruptive. If someone flooded the market with TKs at  623,000 (lower than the lowest possible purchase price), then that simply screws over every single person trying to legitimately sell a TK.

Establishing a price floor actually benefits both Buyers & Sellers. My comment in regard to ‘new’ salesmen was specifically meant in the case of intentionally disruptive players. No one individual would continue selling TKs at  624001 ‘for the lulz’ at the risk of losing the deposit, not if legitimate and honest Sellers agreed to help each other.

That was what my Tubmail was in regards to. Hell, if you’d like to establish a lower price for such items (say, 10% above the minimum we can buy it for), then let’s discuss that.

The point is that there is a balance between the lowest possible price for the Buyer, and a worthwhile profit margin for the Seller. And my reference for that was Kyoubai’s ‘Base Cost’ for an item.


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