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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

Minato

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Never gonna give you up, but you did anyway, you **** – Gave up on a level 1 forum

You fail – Failed to friend Evil Trout

You dumbbum – Joined a Raid just for scoops and you never participated

Minato edited this message on 01/25/2009 2:54PM

LRFLEW

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[n00bs united]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

I know you said nothing about the job board, but I thought this was good.

Hello, Anybody In There?

let a job expire at the Job Board without ever going to the fourm.

Sindeee

Avatar: 46481 Mon Dec 08 19:48:02 -0500 2008
20

[Whips and Chains]

Level 55 Camwhore

Nugg's Little ****

Got Jenny’s Number – This player had exactly 8,675,309 flezz.

PurpleOrange-
89

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
1

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Epic poster – Brought offence over 100

Not even sticks and stones would hurt – Brought defence over 100

Does not belong on the internet – Brought Charisma over 60

Flezzhog – Brought Frugality over 60

Collector of rabbit feet – Brought Luck over 60

Lover of inanimate objects – Brought Upkeep over 60

Made of God and Win – Had all stats over 50 at some point

Cyber Columbus – Explored every forum (Safe for the most recent community forums, perhaps)

Fed-Extraordinary – Received over 100 deliveries

Wishy-washy poster – Edited 500 posts

The more you know – Viewed over 50 pages on the Wiki

A longing desire – Visited the Support page over 10 times without making a purchase.

Narcissist – Viewed own profile over 10 times

crashhelper

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Hangover

This player used 12 forum visits in one day.

LRFLEW

Avatar: Code (Blue)

[n00bs united]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

crashhelper Posted:

Hangover

This player used 12 forum visits in one day.

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KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

forumspammer: This player pwnd the same forum 24 times in a row

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

BP beggar: This player enetered 15 contests

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

The Dealer

This player used over 20 cards in one round of forumwarz domination

Threat to the Community

This player pwnd all the community forums there were at the time

What are you Trying to Prove, you Dumbbum?

This player pwnd 5 forums in a row only using the “Drool on Keyboard attack” and “Bash Keyboard with Helmet” attack.

NAACP Member

This player pwnd the Konservative Kristian Koralation forum 4 times in a row

Zol-Metatron

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

bum Overload: Purchased 3 or more Shoot your wads

Im in ur pocket: Stole 20 scoops

Centrifugal: Joined 10 different clans

ZOMGUBERCLONEZLOL: Have five same-clbum, same-avatar alts with all lvl 35

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

Druggy: Player has spent Log in to see images!50,000 on drugs at drugzrfun

Emoti-con spammer: Player has used every emoti-con in the flamebate atleast once.

Re-specialist: Player has used Haxl-Rose’s service 5 times.

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

BanMePlz: User has pranked a Mod on flamebate.

Who’d You **** off?: User has been pranked.

Sundae: User has 5 of every flavour of scoop.

Damn Jews: Player attempted to go to the job boards on saturday.

Xc0m

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

OH SHI- – Use Martyrdom in “That’s a lot of feces!” forum.

No, You won’t find it here – Search for “love” in Sentrillion.

Do It Again – Win 3 INCIT rounds in a row with the same joke.

Xc0m

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Whew, Just in time – Finish a job with 1 second left until failure.

Gotarda

Avatar: Corset 2
4

Level 60 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Die Hard: Pwn 4 forum without buying drugs to increase ego.

Twitchywolf

Avatar: Code (Green)
2

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Copypasta – Pwn any forum by only using Ophelia’s Bad Poetry to attack.

Plastic Hand-
some

Avatar: Guitar Girl

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Split Personality: Send a tubmail to yourself, then reply to the tubmail.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Goldie Locks – You’ve visted Bruce Bear’s Fix-All 100 times… No homo.

Alzheimer’s – You’ve successfully pwned the same forum 100 times in a row.

Sense – This Makes None – You have more than 10 pages of INCIT wins.

KingGhidorah

Avatar: 130790 Mon Apr 13 13:42:44 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

I LOVE TO EAT bumHOLE.

****man: pwn That’s A Lot of Feces forum 4 times in a row

Ardent

Avatar: Sad Face
13

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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