Epic poster – Brought offence over 100

Not even sticks and stones would hurt – Brought defence over 100

Does not belong on the internet – Brought Charisma over 60

Flezzhog – Brought Frugality over 60

Collector of rabbit feet – Brought Luck over 60

Lover of inanimate objects – Brought Upkeep over 60

Made of God and Win – Had all stats over 50 at some point

Cyber Columbus – Explored every forum (Safe for the most recent community forums, perhaps)

Fed-Extraordinary – Received over 100 deliveries

Wishy-washy poster – Edited 500 posts

The more you know – Viewed over 50 pages on the Wiki

A longing desire – Visited the Support page over 10 times without making a purchase.

Narcissist – Viewed own profile over 10 times