My Santa! What a mighty fine piece of ..wood.. you have there.Log in to see images!

I am SO looking forward to you climbing in my chimney tonight. My cookies are hot and waiting for your mouth. And OH, doesn’t some creamy milk always hit the spot?

I’ll be waiting up for you, don’t be late. I’m sure a little midnight delight is worth a break. I can’t wait to say Oh, OH SAAANTA. And hear you whisper Ho Ho HOOOOO.

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i am not a troll

Now, you say a years worth of free bumsex.

Please clarify about who’s bum will be sodomized.

Regards,

MeatLoafFan

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hello thar, my name is kyle and i’d like to tell yall a little story all about how

my life got twisted upside-down

and like take a minute just sit right there

and ill tell you how i became moses’s heir

in 300AD jerusalem born and raised

spinin’ dreidles is how i spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

untill some guys started harbumin mah gang at school

i immediatley saw they were up to no good

started dissin my jews in tha neiberhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared

she said: “ya movin to the temple ta be moses’s heir”

i begged and pleaded with her the other day

but she packed my suitcase and sent me away

she gave me a kiss and handed me the ticket

so i took my lighter and my cross and said i might as well do it

i lit the thing and ran like hell

so i missed all the lulz but eh oh well,

i wistled for a cab and when it came near

there was a russian guy with a cross and soem dice in tha mirror

he seemed ****ed off but i wasent scared

i said “shut the **** up **** im moses’s heir!”

i pulled up to the temple it was ugly and stinkey

and the cabby laughed and said “yo jew smell ya later!”

i looked at my kingdom i was finally there,

to settle my throne as moses’s air”

DOES I WIN BP??

Friend added, now swing that bum around here, I’m not going on bottom, you fabulous person.

FalCoN Posted:

This thread is SFW.

NOT ANY MORE…

Oh wait…it still is…

I’m the best friend you’ve ever made. I better recieve just compensation, or something grossly inappropriate might happen to a body part you aren’t fully aware of quite yet.