hello thar, my name is kyle and i’d like to tell yall a little story all about how

my life got twisted upside-down

and like take a minute just sit right there

and ill tell you how i became moses’s heir

in 300AD jerusalem born and raised

spinin’ dreidles is how i spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

untill some guys started harbumin mah gang at school

i immediatley saw they were up to no good

started dissin my jews in tha neiberhood

i got in one little fight and my mom got scared

she said: “ya movin to the temple ta be moses’s heir”

i begged and pleaded with her the other day

but she packed my suitcase and sent me away

she gave me a kiss and handed me the ticket

so i took my lighter and my cross and said i might as well do it

i lit the thing and ran like hell

so i missed all the lulz but eh oh well,

i wistled for a cab and when it came near

there was a russian guy with a cross and soem dice in tha mirror

he seemed ****ed off but i wasent scared

i said “shut the **** up **** im moses’s heir!”

i pulled up to the temple it was ugly and stinkey

and the cabby laughed and said “yo jew smell ya later!”

i looked at my kingdom i was finally there,

to settle my throne as moses’s air”

DOES I WIN BP??