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Robert James-
Fischer

Avatar: 43618 Wed Jul 08 18:15:24 -0400 2009
30

Level 35 Troll

World Chess Champion

...to eat your own poop? I think I’d need at least 100,000$ to eat it. And by eating poop I mean actually eating like a good portion of it (100g at least), not just licking your fingers after wiping the wrong way.

Serious topic, no trolling.

Are-

Avatar: 90963 Mon Dec 15 03:10:56 -0500 2008
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

100g?

$10,000. Maybe less, unsure really.

StrawberryBa-
ndit

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
3

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I don’t think you could ever pay me enough.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

100 grams = 0.220462262 pounds

.22 pounds… I can’t even picture that, I do not know how much poop weighs really

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

no amount would be worth it

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i bid one dollar bob

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

elenaratelimit Posted:

no amount would be worth it

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Guy Snortoco-
cci

Avatar: 83064 2015-09-19 20:51:48 -0400
12

[male reproductive organs 69 News]

Level 30 Re-Re

Tune in to male reproductive organs 69!

Mine? Sure. $1,000 easy. It’s like when you SMELL your own farts or your own ****. WHen it’s someone else it’s unbearable, but if it’s yours it’s like ‘meh, nasty, but tolerable.’ I’d do it for a grand. How much? Like just a bite? A medium-sized turd? I’d do it for money.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

I don’t think this topic is serious.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

I would divide it into little pieces and enclose them with dumpling skin. I’d eat some raw chilli then hold my breath while swallowing it.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Only a verrrryyyy large amount of money.

What would be funny though, is when people asked how you got rich… What do you respond? lol

my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I am that desperate to get to Cuba that I would probably do this for $10,000, possibly $5000. That covers flights and accommodation for at least a month.

Wait, what currency are we talking? I’m talking Australian dollars.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Depends on the conditions.

If I’d be allowed to throw up immediately after, maybe 100 000 dollars.

If i had to digest it, I’d make it more like 1 million as I’d get really sick.

OverclockedJ-
esus

Avatar: 16071 2010-02-06 15:55:38 -0500
19

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Johnny Mac Posted:

100 grams = 0.220462262 pounds

.22 pounds… I can’t even picture that, I do not know how much poop weighs really

Think the size of a McDonald’s quarter-pounder.

ChainsawWith-
Genitals

Avatar: 85118 Thu Dec 11 21:33:37 -0500 2008
5

[YouChewPoop]

Level 69 Emo Kid

i'm a big fat homosexual

Mm… $20,000 minimum.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

OverclockedJesus Posted:

Think the size of a McDonald’s quarter-pounder.

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a few million

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

...to eat your own poop? I think I’d need at least 100,000$ to eat it. And by eating poop I mean actually eating like a good portion of it (100g at least), not just licking your fingers after wiping the wrong way.

Serious topic, no trolling.

I would do it for 20 dollars.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Didn’t taste like nothing. Kinda spongy.

My god, anything can be answered in movie quotes. This was just asking for it.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I’d hide cut it into pieces and hide it with a burger or some thing. Then have a big glbum of some thing to drink after each bite.

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