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Business Regarding the new E-peen length system

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Johnny Mac Posted:

I hate this Log in to see images!

It’s… um… a bit shocking, to be sure.

But the good news is that there’s nowhere to go but up. No more shrinking just because scully got more peen or PDB came active again. Log in to see images!

roflzors

Avatar: 88382 Mon Dec 22 16:43:13 -0500 2008
25

[Island of Avalon]

Level 36 Emo Kid

DEADfine upstanding member of societyBABI ES

6.68 —-> 1.64???

me no likeyLog in to see images!

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Can someone fill me in on what just happened? There doesn’t seem to be any other thread about it.

I just logged on and saw my peen cut short by 4 inches

seems unlikely that an extra 2 peens by scully can make such a huge difference

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Wtf, Lol.

Seriously, good one, ET. This is hilarious.

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

isn’t it awfully nice to have a male reproductive organ?

isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?

it’s swell to have a stiffy

it’s divine to own a male reproductive organ,

from the tiniest little tadger

to the world’s biggest prick~

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

It just seems like the work I’ve done since the start of the system was erased, since it’s about the same size if not smaller than it was then, I’ve added like 10 peens since then.

Inertia Posted:

Can someone fill me in on what just happened? There doesn’t seem to be any other thread about it.

I just logged on and saw my peen cut short by 4 inches

seems unlikely that an extra 2 peens by scully can make such a huge difference

It’s not just scully, ET changed the system again.

Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/11/2008 6:26PM

Tadiera

Avatar: 4090 Tue Nov 04 15:36:03 -0500 2008
5

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

I agree with most of the rest. This is ****. I get two new peens and my e-peen is suddenly under 3”. How is this rewarding or cool or fun at ****ing all?

3 peens = losing how many inches? Before it seemed like a new peen only increased it by a fraction of an amount, but suddenly one person tops the list and we all lose a **** ton?

Others have said it and I agree: e-peens were about all that was keeping me going. I was aiming for all the numerical ones, for unique threads… But it looks like even if I get the rest, I’ll be lucky to be at 5”.

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Yo Trout, did you still keep the 13” cap?

I’m slightly miffed that my peen went from 7.59” to 3.71”, but relieved by the fact that most people are under 3.00”.

So it’s all good I guess, but why did scully shrink(much?) and Fran? They should get cirgreat timessized too.

shrtcat edited this message on 12/11/2008 6:30PM

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

SYSTEM WAS CHANGED. It won’t go any way down anymore.

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

spacekadt Posted:

It’s… um… a bit shocking, to be sure.

But the good news is that there’s nowhere to go but up. No more shrinking just because scully got more peen or PDB came active again. Log in to see images!

quite interesting how your peen is 2 inches larger than mine because of one or two peens, tho i have some you dont

Delicious Lie

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
9

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

the reason that your peen is very short now is because the system has been changed not because the top banana got 2 new epeen

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

quite interesting how your peen is 2 inches larger than mine because of one or two peens, tho i have some you dont

actually no, it seems like **** imo

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Evil Trout Posted:

Okay, it’s been changed. Enjoy your new male reproductive organes!

Okay, can you tell us how and for what purpose this was changed.

Mice Paced O-
hm

Avatar: 94341 Thu Dec 11 00:15:56 -0500 2008

Level 8 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Clearly the minimum peen length needs to be 15”. Then FWZ will have lots of satisfied customers!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I like the new change, but I don’t get why ET got married with the length idea.

Numerical value was better, overall.

Minties

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
6

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Wow, went from just under 8” to a fair bit under 4”. I feel so much more inadequate now! Log in to see images!

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

Fran Posted:

I like the new change, but I don’t get why ET got married with the length idea.

Numerical value was better, overall.

Amy Blue

Avatar: 65364 Fri Dec 26 20:01:39 -0500 2008
2

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Personally I’m pretty ****ed. I was at about 7.58, and all of a sudden I’m down 2.58. I’ve been working for 2 weeks on the Streak peen, and now I can’t even satisfy an asian with my tiny dong. NOT COOL FW!!!

ChainsawWith-
Genitals

Avatar: 85118 Thu Dec 11 21:33:37 -0500 2008
5

[YouChewPoop]

Level 69 Emo Kid

i'm a big fat homosexual

6.75 —-> less than 2 inches.

grrrlolwtfhax

I feel so ashamed.

PIMPTASTIC_B-
ANDIT

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
10

[The Discobandits]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

phew, and I thought it was just me.

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