Forumwarz holds many a secret

With e-peen challenges to be met

But the hidden danger underneath the fun

Is the brownie points whoring contest poster whose poems don’t even ryhme and end in run on sentences

Quantum Dissociative Implosion Syndrome. A disease contracted from uncertainty as to ones own identity, whereby the patient sequesters themself inside a box and refuses to leave on the basis that, since the box is closed, it is possible they may be dead and, thus, a zombie. Fearing for their loved ones delicious brains, they will never voluntarily exit their new home.

Removal by force triggers the diseases final and fatal stage, whereby, on removal, the patients quantum waveform collapses, resulting in their implosion and, as a result, the deaths of all those nearby.

A truly tragic disease which claims many lives each year.

you got over stressed from getting E-peens

or maybe some internet meme or something or maybe

you entered a link to a shock site that made you not eat and eventually

get sick.

Well, let’s see.

When it comes to illness, I suppose there are 2 options.

Physical and Mental.

You can’t get a physical illness from the internet (as far as I know),

so the same should go for ForumWarz.

But apparently common computer hardware can contain a considerable amount of bacteria.

Just think of everything that fell between the keys of your keyboard,

or the number of times you touched your mouse between other activities (consuming, urinating, and what not) without washing your hands.

This could cause a person to become infected and feel sick.

As for mental illness… that’s obvious.

ForumWarz has numerous members who suffer from a mental disorder in one way or another.

That’s how they got here in the first place.

As it is a mental condition, it is likely to express itself in the content they create within the forum,

thus spreading their mental illness with posts, text, pictures and other kinds of media.

This would mean that by simply visiting ForumWarz could expose you to numerous mentally ill people and possibly contaminate your own mental health.

It’s probably has not been scientifically proven, but I think it is quite possible.

this one is easy: Hikikomori.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hikikomori

The last edition of the DSM (DSM-IV) recognices this as a Disease.

A explanation is needed? we all know that more of the 50% of the players of forumwarz suffers from this disease

Chronic Troll Syndrome.

That is all.

I’m sorry, you have Lotus Fingers

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Colud Be Stuffed Turkey Head Illness

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Or Meat Loaf Legs Syndrome

Log in to see images! Nibenni edited this message on 01/04/2009 11:32AM

Shock Site Catharsis: No matter what you see, no matter how many times you see it, it doesn’t phase you anymore. Not goatse, not hai2u, not those (^^^^^) pictures, not even ****ting male reproductive organ nipples draw out any sort of reaction from you anymore. Death is the only cure.