Celerysteve Posted:

I despise everything about you. You are a bloody HEY I CAN USE BIG WORDS ARENT YOU IMPRESSED of a THIS PART DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE and I wish you would go away.

You should have ended that story with “Bel-Air”.

Celerysteve Posted:

After making a few threads here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I’d have to say that this board is full of anonymous lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they’d never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can’t have that. You’re analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they’re rather contradictory. Why, there’s never even any variety here!

Celerysteve Posted:

If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-clbum effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

Celerysteve Posted:

You’re nothing but a hypocritical bastard that, given the chance, would run a ****ing mile if it wasn’t for the fact that you have a computer to hide behind.

Celerysteve Posted:

I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond sgreat times and I wish you would go away.

Did you enjoy the delicious ED copypasta archive? Dumbbumes… YH(indeed)BT.

Nice posts you guys make by the way. More thoughtless, mind numbingly stupid banal bumholery… That’s so hard to find on the internet these days and requires lots of talent to produce. At least you could try to be funny — Oh wait I’m sorry — You’re you.

sage

Celerysteve Posted:

I declare myself bumhurt.

ppl in this thrade are gay except for liek the ones i like

ok

Endedrural Posted:

Really? It would only take a second to google. But just in case your question is really earnest: “You Have Been Trolled.”

“You been have trolled”, rather. That’s why I couldn’t google it… or UD it…

edit: Just realized I didn’t even read it right in the first place.

This thread is now about extreme ironing.

kittiejenn Posted:

This is the cancer that’s killing forumwarz.

This single thread is going to be the death of the game.

I hope you’re proud of yourself.

wait wasnt forumwarz dead already…?

What’s Forumwarz?