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Food ”Grandma’s” Lard Bars

BritishSeven-
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Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
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fabulous person

Hey fatbumes. Got a recipe for ya.

”Grandma’s” Lard Bars

110 bunches pure lard

3 1/2 buckets heavy whipping cream

4 bunny rumps (you may need to find a specialty butcher shop for this)

14 bushels waffle extract

1. Boil all ingredients together until a soft mush forms.

2. Pour mush onto greased cookie sheet. Cover liberally with bumer, cocoa bumer and foil.

3. Bake at 450 degrees for 6 minutes or as long as you can stand to wait, you potbellied chunk.

4. Remove from oven and top with 7 Eatmore bars. Spread molten Eatmore goo in an aesthetically pleasing manner.

5. Cut into bars and cool. Makes a handy snack between snacks!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

You just got that recipe from the back of the box.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

If it ain’t made with goosefat, it ain’t good.

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