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CLOSED: Contest for 7 BP + E-Peen: Be my friend?!?
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I should be your new best friend. Why, you ask? Well I may not be the most known player on Forumwarz but I have been here for a long time. I am highly respected within my clan and have lots of love to give. The name “Bootyhole” really strikes a chord in me. As a young boy this happened to be my favorite word. Coincidence? I think not. Destiny rather. You also may ask “what is a nevkick?” I am not a what, I am a who. And who I am is the best best friend ever. My reach of influence is far beyond the normal arms length. People listen to me for a few reasons. First, I haven’t made a complete bum of myself by trolling IDC and carrying on about who has what eppen and so forth. Secondly, I am respected. When you earn the respect of people they listen to what you have to say and take it to heart, if not voluntarily then subconsciously. And finally I have a picture, with more to come, of kittens. You can not have a best friend without kittens, God says so.
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 4:36PM |
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I will fight to the death anyone who speaks ill of you.
and I make great cookies, Ill totally send you some.
also, I can suck a golf ball through a swizzle stick. Im just saying.
also also, my bum is tight like a five-year-old. still just saying. seldon edited this message on 11/13/2008 4:45PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 4:42PM |
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seldon Posted:
pics or gtfo
seldon Posted:
still pics or gtfo MC Banhammer edited this message on 11/13/2008 4:47PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 4:47PM |
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id be your best friend. im the only choice. pick me |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 4:48PM |
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you calling me out? Ill totally take pics. |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 4:59PM |
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I have no shred of decency and I have no problem with selling out. I also really like bumping old threads that have no relevance. In addition to making you look good, I will also do my best to make the other admins look awful. Also, this may be relevant to your interests Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:02PM |
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Hi |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:04PM |
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seldon Posted:
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:08PM |
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prepare to be BFF’d |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:14PM |
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Jello, my new BFFFAaW!! I will be tje Nicole to your Paris the Bert to your Ernie, the Barbie doll to your Tickle-me-Elmo, the Tjeodore to your Alvin, the Spirit to your Jound, the Jalapeno to your Bootyhole.
As you will undoubtedly discover, I am relatively new to tjis game, and so I have none of the undesireable baggage tjat would definitely drag you down if you chose some other BFFFAaW.
I have many otjer qualities tjat I will use to benefit you as your BFFFAaW. Tje first is tje extra F I put in BFFFAaW. It stands for “forever” and demonstrates my complete and utter devotion to your cause.
My next useful trait is demonstrated by me replacing the “h”s in tjis post witj “J”s, even in my own name, in support of your screenname.
You’ll also notice my complete lack of shame in taking on botj male and female roles in my opening plea, even up to bumuming the persona of Nicole Ritcjie, leaving you the infinitely hotter and skankier Paris Jilton to use for your enjoyment.
Finally, my most important trait, tje one tjat will keep me at your side, eating out of your hand is tjat although I want to play the next episode, I’m entirely too cjeap to spring for tje BP on my own. I will tjerefore do absolutely everytjing you command, and probably quite a bit more in an effort to feed my forumwarz addiction.
Tjey all suck. I suck you. |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:17PM |
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who the **** cares about this thread briddy made a good post |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:17PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:19PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:20PM |
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You guys want to spend a week defending This? Log in to see images! Not trollin’, just sayin… |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:24PM |
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CoreyJess Posted:
I shall not have you saying such rhings about JB… um, gtfo
is that him? |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:26PM |
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MC Banhammer Posted:
From this point forward we can run around non-rp forums saying “pics or gtfo””. |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:30PM |
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Hey JB. My name’s shrtcat. Here’s meh story.
Well for starters, I totally enjoy defending and standing up for my friends, I’ll spread the word on how great and awesome you are, on the point of almost spamming the hell out of every person. I will have no shame being “JB’s **** for the rest of my life” ,in fact, it’ll be a badge of honor to me actually.
My #1 Mission: To make sure no one on Forumwarz messes with JB, and that every noob knows how great you are.
You’ll be updated daily on everything that happened, and what didn’t happen.
Why would I be a good choice? I’m as nice as the day is long (Not sure if that makes sense), I’ll browse every single thread and make sure nothing wrong is going on, I’m dedicated, I’ll stay your friend after the week is up. I’ll do as I’m told(by you). I’ll someone who you can rely on, and you can tell if you had a bad day (I have super good experience cheering people up.)
And if there is anything else, any favor at all, I’ll go all the way to the end of
That, is why I think I’d be a good candidate.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. I hope you consider picking me. Log in to see images!
Edit: I may not be able to do anything for you, Brownie-point-wise ( like make a comm. add), but don’t let that make you think I won’t be a good friend. Remember, a good friend will put up a comm. add about you, but a BEST friend, will spend hours, downing himself, to get the same effect as a comm. add. =) shrtcat edited this message on 11/13/2008 6:01PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:31PM |
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shrtcat Posted:
Is this you included? |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:34PM |
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CoreyJess Posted: Some FW members would defend JB for less than 7 BPs. |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:37PM |
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Lol. Raepdog edited this message on 11/13/2008 8:14PM |
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| Posted On: 11/13/2008 5:39PM |
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