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Macho Learn to Troll, brought to you by FalconFour (Becuase he's the best troll evar!)

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

FalconFour Posted:

You’re so far off, it’s ****ing stupid.

The point of trolling is getting people to reply to, or otherwise talk about, you and/or your topics. Riling people up. ****ing people off. Being stupid (hur i aer 2 eat chikn n wut?), doing stupid things (i voted for mccain last night), suggesting weird things (i ****ed a bird last night it was fun), things like that. You’re “doin it rite” if every fabulous person and their dog is in on beating the crap out of you (while you sit back and lul). You’re doing it epic if there are actually people arguing over whether or not your point of view is wrong (auto-troll!).

Now that everyone knows, please do not do it wrongly again.

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

Wylin Posted:

Now that everyone knows, please do not do it wrongly again.

****ing make me


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Getting trolled by wylin, brb


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

skinks or gtfo combobreaker


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

skinks or gtfo combobreaker

Log in to see images! i had a skink with my yesterday. it was sooooooo kawaiiiiiiiii until i threw it at the fence

but now it is raining and they be hiding..


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Combobreaker Posted:

Log in to see images! i had a skink with my yesterday. it was sooooooo kawaiiiiiiiii until i threw it at the fence

but now it is raining and they be hiding..

I thought you stored them in a warm moist place until you wanted to play with them.

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

Wylin Posted:

I thought you stored them in a warm moist place until you wanted to play with them.

No


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

what’s a troll?


akkonline.com

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

AKK Posted:

what’s a troll?

a miserable pile of secrets

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Combobreaker Posted:

No

oh. Have you thought about it?

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

Wylin Posted:

oh. Have you thought about it?

not really.


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Combobreaker Posted:

not really.

So, like some, but not very srsly?

Combobreaker

Avatar: 70397 Sat Oct 25 21:25:15 -0400 2008

[WHEN I WAS]

Level 35 Troll

United States of Purple Drank

Wylin Posted:

So, like some, but not very srsly?

yes


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AtomicScripter Posted:

Those chances are about 2/1, you’re ugly as hell and about one half of the people here worship me

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Do eet.


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Combobreaker Posted:

yes

You should give more serious thought to it.


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Inertia Posted:

a miserable pile of secrets

gtfo you don’t belong in this world


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Does this trolling guide supersede the previous listed here?

I would like to remain up to date on the latest in trolling fashion. Log in to see images!


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

Rastanarchar-
ismarx

Avatar: Rastanarcharismarx's Avatar
21

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

doing stupid thing like i hav voted MCain last night?

wut is stupid bout voting MCain? I eat them MCain freedom fries avery dey! so next time I gotta vote Captinn Iglo then?


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

scullyangel Posted:

Does this trolling guide supersede the previous listed here?

I would like to remain up to date on the latest in trolling fashion. Log in to see images!

I think FalconFour is more relevant to our current interests.

kholdstare666

Avatar: Deformed Child

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

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