Well, I wouldn’t go around saying “IM Gay” all over the place… seriously, AIM is the only one that’s really that gay.

Now, if you meant to write “I’m”, then I can definitely tell you that I’m NOT gay. But hey, who here really cares about facts anyway? Copypasta something a thousand times in the same post, and soon enough it’ll become true.

FalconFour Posted:

Well, I wouldn’t go around saying “IM Gay” all over the place… seriously, AIM is the only one that’s really that gay.

Now, if you meant to write “I’m”, then I can definitely tell you that I’m NOT gay. But hey, who here really cares about facts anyway? Copypasta something a thousand times in the same post, and soon enough it’ll become true.

Dance around it all you want fabulous person, we both know you’re going down on AtomicScripter every night, and begging for your turn on top.

Since when has making a whole forum laugh right in your face been considered ‘trolling’ ?

Damn fine upstanding member of societys get stupider every day

Laguna Posted:

Since when has making a whole forum laugh right in your face been considered ‘trolling’ ?

Damn fine upstanding member of societys get stupider every day

this.

FalconFour Posted:

Trolling: making people pay attention to you / hate you / want you dead.

hurdurr.

to answer your question: SINCE THE DAWN OF ****ING TIME.

PEOPLE ALSO ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF DUMB LITLE KIDS IN SCHOOL AND DOES NOT MAKES THEM COOL

Bix Nood Posted:

Goal of trolling:

Laugh at the other people, and, most importantly, laughing at yourself.

What you’re doing:

Making us laugh at you.

How you’re doing it:

By failing at making us ridiculous, and instead, making yourself ridiculous.

You’re so far off, it’s ****ing stupid.

The point of trolling is getting people to reply to, or otherwise talk about, you and/or your topics. Riling people up. ****ing people off. Being stupid (hur i aer 2 eat chikn n wut?), doing stupid things (i voted for mccain last night), suggesting weird things (i ****ed a bird last night it was fun), things like that. You’re “doin it rite” if every fabulous person and their dog is in on beating the crap out of you (while you sit back and lul). You’re doing it epic if there are actually people arguing over whether or not your point of view is wrong (auto-troll!).

And of course, this just makes my Flamebate score all the happier. Log in to see images!

the army rejected falcon

Nicco Posted:

the army rejected falcon

I actually did get into the Army. I dropped out both because I became mentally scarred by the physical activities (PT has, quite seriously, made me deathly afraid of cold, dark 5am mornings), and because I had absolutely zero motivation while the whole time I was thinking “Jesus ****, why did I choose this instead of just losing a few pounds for the Air Force?!”.

PROTIP: The Air Force does NOT want more people. Their physical restrictions are tougher, and recruiters evidently aren’t encouraged to help people lose the weight like Army recruiters are. Army has much more flexible weight and physical limitations, waivers, etc… because they’re cannon fodder.

*facepalm* Look at me, falling for your troll. bumhole.

Finally, a title!

Nicco Posted:

SHUT UP IRAWR