[CLOSED] IT'S JALAPENO'S BIRTHDAY TODAY

swine

25.26"

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Happy birthday, JB!

We love you!

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S for Swine

Posted On: 12/13/2008 6:56PM

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Somebody

14.73"

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Pedophile Posted:

Posting for hope of a birthday ‘peen
Happy birthday fabulous person.

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 6:58PM

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Johnny Mac

36.53"

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Level 60 Troll

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Happy birthdayLog in to see images! Johnny Mac edited this message on 12/17/2008 5:31PM

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 6:58PM

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Odalisque

13.64"

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Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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odalisque can draw good

ilu man

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 7:43PM

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Are-

7.05"

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Don’t ****ing celebrate birthdays!

Birthdays were first celebrated in 1910 when then-president William Howard Taft decided he needed a way to spy on Americans. So he invented the “birthday” concept as a way of tracking time and then came driver’s licenses at 16 and beer at 18 or 21. The government requires bakeries to put little micro-devices in birthday cakes so when you eat them the government can track your every move. That’s why bakers only eat birthday cakes they make in their own homes. It’s true! Not everyone knows this but I have a cousin who’s a baker and she told me that and gave me a micro-device as proof. I CAN FIND MYSELF WITH A GPS DEVICE BECAUSE OF THAT!

Bake sales were introduced in schools in the 1930s to try to sway people into thinking that cakes are safe, and really took off in the 50s with the Commie scare.

This.

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:24PM

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child_snake

10.92"

Level 50 Troll

“eBaum”

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:31PM

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Adapt

17.1"

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

More people I don’t know, who for some reason I feel obligated to give well wishes to.

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:31PM

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Somebody

14.73"

Level 69 Troll

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Adapt Posted:

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:33PM

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Bigandtasty

13.24"

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

HBJB

Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:34PM

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

12.53"

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

hbd p.s. ur gay, i bet you didnt know that..s’true tho

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:39PM

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leftalon2cry

11.52"

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

happy birthday JB Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:46PM

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BirdReynods

7.57"

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:57PM

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Bandaney

17.65"

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Merry christmas JB.

Or happy birthday. Whatever.

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 8:57PM

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Bear

20.59"

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 9:08PM

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Scary_Retard-
_6

10.02"

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Happy Birthday JB

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

George Lucas molested me and it was quite enjoyable, then he came back for foreplay and ruined the whole thing.

Posted On: 12/13/2008 9:13PM

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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

9.8"

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

TO: JB

I.O.U

good for one BJ

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Posted On: 12/13/2008 9:17PM

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Sneaky27

18.57"

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Happy B-day.

Posted On: 12/13/2008 9:18PM

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Adapt

17.1"

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Somebody Posted:

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It was too good not to be used.

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 12/13/2008 9:25PM

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Indiana Jonas

5.15"

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

Level 35 Troll

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Hey cool two years worth of birthday wishes still hasn’t eclipsed 6 pages.

How does it feel to be such a tremendous piece of ****.

I hope you die before you turn 42 or whatever age your next birthday is you incredible little ****.

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NINJA TURTLE COMING SOON

Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:16PM

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Hurrvish

10.76"

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Happy Birthday JB

Posted On: 12/13/2008 11:24PM

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

[Brainfreeze]

Level 50 Troll

“eBaum”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

[70 Character Story-tellers]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

[At Least I Never M-ade A Failure Of A- Website]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

[The Fondler of Bal-lsacks]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

[70 Character Story-
tellers]

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks]