Same. Except I have no idea what to do after going downstairs. How do I got those damn chips from the vending machine?
TECHNICAL-HAMSTER edited this message on 10/18/2008 11:44AM

I’m stuck too.

I’m outside, and I need to get a dollar for the bum. I have the top hat, the sign, and the pamphlet. I think it’s something to do with the black liquid, but I can’t scoop it up with the top hat. I can poo in front of the pbumers by, but that doesn’t do anything worthwhile. Help?

Lupa Posted:

@TECHNICAL-HAMSTER if you type look bubble it’ll tell you it has several different functions. you have to put the bill in the chamber, them move it so the bill is on the outside. after that you take it with your exteriour arms and put the bill in the machine, then put the chips in the chamber and move it again, now the chips are on the inside

TornadoTK Posted:

TECHNICAL: You have a dollar. How useful it would be, if it weren’t in a ****ing bubble. Maybe if you LOOK AT the BUBBLE, you’ll see something that could help Mr. Washington GTFO.

Thanks. I wouldn’t even think about doing that. I guess that’s why I suck at text adventures. Log in to see images!

King Krimson Posted:

I can <do that thing> in front of the pbumers by, but that doesn’t do anything worthwhile. Help?

Are you sure it doesn’t?

CreepPipe Posted:

I get stuck after I get the top hat and make my way to main street and people are looking at me. I know they want me to perform or panhandle in someway but can’t figure it out. This one is much harder than trapped in the cupboard.

You should talk to King Krimson. And, yes it is much harder. MUCH harder.

King: I’ll tubmail you.

Phineas: The elevator isn’t out of order, so do the apartment a favor and get rid of the sign.

Also need help… What top hat? I’m stuck out there with the bum, no dollar, no hat.
TornadoTK edited this message on 10/18/2008 1:13PM

TornadoTK Posted:

Phineas: The elevator isn’t out of order, so do the apartment a favor and get rid of the sign.

I understand that much, I can’t get through the revolving door

PhineasPoe Posted:

I understand that much, I can’t get through the revolving door

That’s right, you can’t. Maybe if you thought it over somewhere? Also, have you completely examined your bubble?

Jubbles Posted:

I’m stuck in the phallic phorest. I’ve tried doing all sorts of things to the male reproductive organ trees, but so far nothing has gotten me less lost.

EDIT: I have erected the pork sword, but see nothing to battle with it.

This part was my major hurdling point the first time I played it through too. Because I didn’t do something I keep telling other people to do: look at everything. Perhaps you need a better vantage point?

gah, this is way harder than the last one.

now I can’t figure out how the hell I’m supposed to get this bum a dollar

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