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Sports What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Here’s my fantasy, right.

I want to find a hot chick with a hot mum. Then I’ll be suave with both mother and daughter, and while screwing with the daughter, secretly winning the heart of the mother. Then the mother will want to sleep with me while her daughter is away. Then while she’s having the orgasm of her life, her daughter will walk into us. Then we’ll have a threesome… Oh **** I came

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

a horse

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

BirdofPrey Posted:

a horse

emptyquote

Mutilator of-
noobs

Avatar: Middle Finger
6

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Honestly, as I was an internet troll outside of Forumwarz, I find BDSM to be hot. Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

If this were an RP forum I’d say eating Inertia’s brain while he’s still alive then great timesming in the empty skull.

But since it’s Ayn Rands I have to say making sweet love the girl I’ve fantasized about for the last 6 or so years on a beach I go to.

At night there’s a moon and it’s quiet and private. There’s a sandy area if the tide is right, otherwise there’s warm sandstone.

p hot imo

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Sexual fantasy? Me? Oh dear god…

Okay, you know, I never did understand how people can get turned on by just ****ing some girl… let alone call it a “fantasy”. See girl naked. Not even a twitch. See guy naked. Nothing. What would be my fantasy? Well, I don’t know. Anyone care to find out or take a guess?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

FalconFour Posted:

Sexual fantasy? Me? Oh dear god…

Okay, you know, I never did understand how people can get turned on by just ****ing some girl… let alone call it a “fantasy”. See girl naked. Not even a twitch. See guy naked. Nothing. What would be my fantasy? Well, I don’t know. Anyone care to find out or take a guess?

vomit?

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I WANT TO BE A TENTACLE MONSTER

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

FalconFour Posted:

Sexual fantasy? Me? Oh dear god…

Okay, you know, I never did understand how people can get turned on by just ****ing some girl… let alone call it a “fantasy”. See girl naked. Not even a twitch. See guy naked. Nothing. What would be my fantasy? Well, I don’t know. Anyone care to find out or take a guess?

1.5%

Hikari Ichib-
anbosi

Avatar: Emo Girl 3

[Bored ****es]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

My fantasy is my wife and I get back from a romantic night out, we`ve enjoyed ourselves and now it`s time to heat things up, we slowly find our way to the bedroom kissing and cuddling and we take off each other`s clothes. She lays me down on the bed and kisses down my body and when she gets to the right place she starts eating me out.

Simple and romantic but it will never happen because she doesn`t like the idea of eating me out (even though I do it for her all the time)

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

BirdofPrey Posted:

vomit?

Hell no. Hell no.

Inertia Posted:

1.5%

A bit, you might be able to call it that.

Anyone else? Hint, the name is related.

FoShizzlin

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Hi there,

My name is Molly. I am a Marine Biologist, solely on my dream of having octopus tentacles engulfed in my birth canal one by one. Just the thought of such things makes my juices tingle inside me like the tangy cheeses in a hotpocket

Log in to see images!

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

Sexual fantasy? Me? Oh dear god…

Okay, you know, I never did understand how people can get turned on by just ****ing some girl… let alone call it a “fantasy”. See girl naked. Not even a twitch. See guy naked. Nothing. What would be my fantasy? Well, I don’t know. Anyone care to find out or take a guess?

TRANSSEXUALS.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

BirdofPrey Posted:

a horse

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Zombie_Apocalypse Posted:

TRANSSEXUALS.

Nope. What’s that got to do with the name?

BirdofPrey Posted:

a horse

Heh, uh… not quite, but seriously, horses have huge damn male reproductive organs. Who wouldn’t find that slightly arousing.

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

A bit, you might be able to call it that.

Anyone else? Hint, the name is related.

69?

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

I don’t know what my sexual fantasy is, but whatever it is,I’m sure it will come true at Lolicon ‘08.

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Lolicon_08

BE THERE

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Ugh. Figures, nobody would figure it out. I didn’t think nobody would even try...

My ultimate sexual fantasy? I’d like to **** a fighter pilot in their gear, with me in my military uniform, in private. But pilots aren’t all guys (no homo)... there are chicks as well, and god damn they’re **** hot. I think it may be the only time I wouldn’t have to force a nut to bust. I’d go for a guy as well, but there is no way I’m doing any of that bum-****ing ****.

Girls just aren’t hot if all they do with their lives is get back to the kitchen… no matter how beautiful they look. I don’t know what it is about a flygirl, but there’s just something about flying those planes that makes them so, ****ing, hot. Somehow I’m just not turned on by seeing mammary glands, and especially not Arby’s-special woman's genitals meat (rauuun-chey). male reproductive organs only turn me on by envy. NOTHING about a guy getting ****ed in the bum is sexy to me, I don’t care what they’re wearing. So I guess I’m not really gay. Just tweaked a bit.

Or I’d just **** a falcon. Your choice.

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Goatse II Posted:

I don’t know what my sexual fantasy is, but whatever it is,I’m sure it will come true at Lolicon ‘08.

http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/Lolicon_08

BE THERE

I’ll be waiting outside in the party van holding a machine gun.

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

FalconFour Posted:

Ugh. Figures, nobody would figure it out. I didn’t think nobody would even try...

My ultimate sexual fantasy? I’d like to **** a fighter pilot in their gear, with me in my military uniform, in private. But pilots aren’t all guys (no homo)... there are chicks as well, and god damn they’re **** hot. I think it may be the only time I wouldn’t have to force a nut to bust. I’d go for a guy as well, but there is no way I’m doing any of that bum-****ing ****.

Girls just aren’t hot if all they do with their lives is get back to the kitchen… no matter how beautiful they look. I don’t know what it is about a flygirl, but there’s just something about flying those planes that makes them so, ****ing, hot. Somehow I’m just not turned on by seeing mammary glands, and especially not Arby’s-special woman's genitals meat (rauuun-chey). male reproductive organs only turn me on by envy. NOTHING about a guy getting ****ed in the bum is sexy to me, I don’t care what they’re wearing. So I guess I’m not really gay. Just tweaked a bit.

Or I’d just **** a falcon. Your choice.

Hot.

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