Ugh. Figures, nobody would figure it out. I didn’t think nobody would even try...

My ultimate sexual fantasy? I’d like to **** a fighter pilot in their gear, with me in my military uniform, in private. But pilots aren’t all guys (no homo)... there are chicks as well, and god damn they’re **** hot. I think it may be the only time I wouldn’t have to force a nut to bust. I’d go for a guy as well, but there is no way I’m doing any of that bum-****ing ****.

Girls just aren’t hot if all they do with their lives is get back to the kitchen… no matter how beautiful they look. I don’t know what it is about a flygirl, but there’s just something about flying those planes that makes them so, ****ing, hot. Somehow I’m just not turned on by seeing mammary glands, and especially not Arby’s-special woman's genitals meat (rauuun-chey). male reproductive organs only turn me on by envy. NOTHING about a guy getting ****ed in the bum is sexy to me, I don’t care what they’re wearing. So I guess I’m not really gay. Just tweaked a bit.

Or I’d just **** a falcon. Your choice.