FOR ANYONE LIKE ME WHO IS BAD AT TROLLING

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3:40PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: seriously, try that **** on another forum.. i bet you get your bum handed to you.

3:40PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: ..wait a second..

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Kikko: Lol

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ForceFedFetusFillet: this is the only forum you’ve ever trolled isin’t it

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ForceFedFetusFillet: i thought so

3:41PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sorry but i dont really usually speak to irawr illegal alts

3:41PM

FAIL: I gotta side with sig here Log in to see images!

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you need more experience..

3:41PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: all of you do.

3:42PM

FAIL: will you teach us?

3:42PM

FAIL: I’m not a good troll

3:42PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: trollling the same place everyday doesn’t get you any further ahead.

3:42PM

FAIL: I need your help

3:42PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yes tell us how to troll, we are terrible, mr irawr

3:42PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: well you are terrible actually..

3:42PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: but a troll never asks for help.

3:42PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: it’s minus 15 ego…

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ForceFedFetusFillet: so whats a good insult mr irawr?

3:43PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: virgin..?

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im curious

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ForceFedFetusFillet: no, you have to be creative and find things out about your opponent.

3:43PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: your lies have to sound true.

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FAIL: but how do I find things out about my opponent on the internet?

3:43PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: wow thats very good advice, but..-so show me a good insult

3:44PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: people make profiles.. get your lies from there.

3:44PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: thats what i was asking

3:44PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: do you have a good insult?

3:44PM

FAIL: Sig he’s trying to help us now

3:44PM

FAIL: shut up

3:44PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i’d love to hear what you find a good insult is

3:44PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: on sites like this, you won’t find good info in profiles, because no one either fills them out, or they fill them out with random **** jargon

3:44PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: trolling isn’t about insults per say

3:44PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ok FAIL, youre right

3:44PM

FAIL: FFFF once I find some personal information, then what?

3:45PM

Syntome: random **** jargon is fun though.

3:45PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: ^ sometimes.

3:45PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: but when it’s useless information, it’s hard to use it against an opponent.

3:45PM

tonydanzafan42: hey fabulous person do you want to learn how to troll step one immerse yourself in a community you really ****ing hate step two do what comes naturally (be a ****ty troll)

3:45PM

FAIL: are trolls always one on one?

3:45PM

Syntome: well, I used latitude and longitude for location….

3:45PM

FAIL: or can I have multiple opponents at once?

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ForceFedFetusFillet: no not always.

3:46PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: multiple opponents is harder to win against.

3:46PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: but you can always organize a raid

3:46PM

Syntome: unless you’re from 4chan.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ForceFedFetusFillet: what happens when i get bumhurt and lose?

3:46PM

Laguna: This is so interesting

3:46PM

Syntome: Not really.

3:46PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: then your bum hurts, and you lost…

3:46PM

FAIL: Laguna: just in time!!! FFFF is teaching me how to troll

3:46PM

Syntome: bumseckz

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: Laguna: and me

3:47PM

FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: how do you know if you’re winning?

3:47PM

Laguna: FAIL: Awesome I think I’ll listen in, get a few tips

3:47PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: im learning a lot here, pls continue

3:47PM

Laguna: Yes, do continue

3:47PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: lol

3:47PM

Syntome: FAIL, you need more mammary glands to win.

3:47PM

Mr Kennedy: Hey guys.

3:47PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: i realize your all being sarcastic right now..

3:47PM

Syntome: Liek mudkips?

3:47PM

Mr Kennedy: Does anybody know what IP privately is for?

3:47PM

Laguna: ForceFedFetusFillet: No no no, please carry on, seriously

3:47PM

Forum Pwnage: FAIL: give me your bp or i will shove you in frans woman's genitals

3:47PM

Syntome: Abandonned mission item

3:47PM

FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: I think sig might be, but I wanna know

3:48PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: actualy we are quite interested in your idea of trolling, srs

3:48PM

FAIL: Forum Pwnage: maybe I like Fran’s woman's genitals

3:48PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: what do you want to know, ask me something

3:48PM

Syntome: Internet > Serious Business.

3:48PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: tell us how its done, show us an insult you think is good

3:48PM

Forum Pwnage: fine ill shoue u in S.E.M.C’s then

3:48PM

FAIL: ForceFedFetusFillet: I’ve heard that ignoring trolls is the best way to beat them. Is this true?

3:48PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: like earlier stated, it’s not so much about direct insults..

3:49PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: one of the troll’s best tools is image editing.

3:49PM

Syntome: FAIL: Depends on the Troll Level.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i ask for one insult and you cant produce one

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FAIL: Troll level: severe

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ive asked for 5 mins

3:49PM

FAIL: would it work?

3:49PM

Mr Kennedy: I think the problem is there’s no way to really

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Syntome: No, ignoring severe troll levels leads to raid aids.

3:49PM

Forum Pwnage: FAIL must give me bp

3:49PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: ah well

3:49PM

Mr Kennedy: “Beat” a troll.

3:50PM

Syntome: Trolls at the severe level tend to attract other trolls.

3:50PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: have any of you ever heard of Habbo Hotel?

3:50PM

Forum Pwnage: high level trolls attract noob trolls

3:50PM

Syntome: Then troll orgies happen.

3:50PM

FAIL: yeah I definitely don’t want that

3:50PM

Scriptar: the best way to get rid of trolls is to cave them: http://www.caveyourtrolls.com/

3:50PM

Mr Kennedy: The problem is that the term ‘troll’ is thrown around way too much these days, to where it’s come to mean “people with opinions differing from yours”.

3:50PM

Mr Kennedy: ForcedFetusFillet: Pool’s closed.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: then at least you understand.

3:51PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: do you understand what that meme stands for?

3:51PM

Syntome: Best way to get rid of a troll. Agree with them, lol.

3:51PM

Mr Kennedy: Yeah.

3:51PM

Mr Kennedy: It, uhh…

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FAIL: I see

3:51PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: if you agree with a troll, one of two things will happen… you’ll either bumimilate with them, or they’ll troll you further

3:51PM

Mr Kennedy: The avatars stood in front of the pool and other people couldn’t go through.

3:51PM

Syntome: lol

3:52PM

FAIL: but what if I don’t agree with him, should I pretend?

3:52PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: exactly @ Kennedy

3:52PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: yes absolutely

3:52PM

Syntome: The only way to get rid of a troll is to become a troll. Its like the borg, or Anon.

3:52PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: that’s what was referred to as /b/lackup

3:52PM

Mr Kennedy: Yes, ****, I’m a /b/tard okay?

3:52PM

Laguna: Neat

3:52PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: its all about trying to be friends with trolls while being stupid

3:52PM

B3r5erk3r: I find the best way to get rid of a troll is to just ignore him.

3:52PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: we all were at one point

3:52PM

Syntome: Mr Kennedy, do you know Raptor Jesus?

3:53PM

Mr Kennedy: He is my lord and savior.

3:53PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: you can ignore them, but they’ll be back in increased numbers

3:53PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: trolls use coding too..

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i didnt know that

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ForceFedFetusFillet: you can encode anything.. even banners, picturesm music files anything

3:53PM

Mr Kennedy: I don’t know much about that.

3:53PM

B3r5erk3r: True

3:53PM

Mr Kennedy: I’m an old-style troll.

3:53PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: wow, that is serious trolling

3:54PM

B3r5erk3r: Most trolls nowadays are just bitter kids, though.

3:54PM

Mr Kennedy: The kind that goes to Republican forums and asks “Why is John McCain such a hero when all he did was get captured?”

3:54PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: can you show me how to do that?

3:54PM

Syntome: I once knew a MUX that was a trolls paradise. The owner used to make script kiddie codes to crash other mux’s

3:54PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: if i post a picture on a forum with a embedded code, you can contract virus’s or malware just for opening that thread as all the information is run through your computer as a script

3:54PM

FAIL: so would a good trolling be if I put your face on a really fat woman or something?

3:54PM

Laguna: Pretty serious stuff in here now

3:54PM

enire: ! Hey guys; it sounds like I’ve been missing an important conversation.

3:54PM

CHALKONEUPTODALORD: Nah.

3:54PM

FAIL: enire: I’m saving all of this don’t worry

3:55PM

Laguna: enire: ForceFedFetusFillet is teaching us all how to troll

3:55PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: FAIL: hey lets leave fran out of this ok

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FAIL: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: CHALKONEUPTODAL

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FAIL: CHALKONEUPTODALORD: WHERE THE **** HAVE YOU BEEN

3:55PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: that’s kind of a good troll, but if you want extra points, you should make it look as shooped as possible

3:55PM

Laguna: It’s some very important stuff, worth listening to

3:55PM

CHALKONEUPTODALORD: FAIL: Here and there and everywhere.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: i agree, shooped is v important

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ForceFedFetusFillet: when it looks too real it loses it’s funny factor..

3:55PM

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you must shoop a lot

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Syntome: V indeed.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: when it looks like a 4 year old did it, it’s much more amusing

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enire: FAIL: Please TM me the chatlog afterwards, so I can study up. I’m not a very good troll and such as.

3:56PM

B3r5erk3r: Is it possibl to shoop w/o photoshop?

3:56PM

Laguna: Someone told me that Photoshop is a troll’s best friend, is this true?

ForceFedFetusFillet: yeah, you can use paintshop pro, or even ms paint.

3:56PM

Syntome: or GIMP

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Scriptar: MS Paint

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B3r5erk3r: I heard about GIMP, but I never downloaded it.

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Where did you learn to troll? (Sorry it this has already been asked; I got here late).

3:56PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: it all depends on what your working with and how much time your willing to spend on it.

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B3r5erk3r: All I have is Paint, it’s a pain to work with.

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Laguna: enire: Good question

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ForceFedFetusFillet: I first heard of trolling in 96.

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Syntome: its like a gay version of paint and pro meets photoshop elements.

3:57PM

Mr Kennedy: Geez, I didn’t know trolling was such srs bsnss.

3:57PM

B3r5erk3r: Trolling is an artform.

3:57PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: i did alot of researching on the internets, and different forums and met several trolls along the way.

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Syntome: srsly.

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Scriptar: ImageMagick

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Did you just watch and learn, or did you jump in right away and learn by doing?

3:57PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: you learn from each other and get better at it

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Mr Kennedy: But I think we’re talking more about raiding than trolling now.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: a little of both..

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B3r5erk3r: Practice makes perfect.

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ForceFedFetusFillet: ^exactly

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Mr Kennedy: A good troll is minimum input/maximum output.

3:58PM

Syntome: I prefer border trolling, where you skim dangerously close to to the rocky waters, but don’t FAIL boat over.

3:58PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: thats true too… @ kennedy

3:58PM

Scriptar: if you’re good at scripting the GIMP, use that… otherwise use ImageMagick

3:58PM

enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Where did you get your early experience? Could I go there and get mentored?

3:58PM

Mr Kennedy: So posting the pain series one million times on a forum kind of defeats the purpose. You’re working just as hard as the other fabulous persons responding to you.

3:58PM

Syntome: or 10,000 hrs in paint.

3:58PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: lmao my early experience has caused the place to shut down years ago

3:58PM

B3r5erk3r: Don’t go to 4chan, whatever you do.

3:58PM

Laguna: Yeah, I wanna know that too – I’m looking for someone to learn from like properly

3:58PM

Syntome: ForceFedFetusFillet: Same here. i miss chaostic…

3:59PM

ForceFedFetusFillet: the way most trolls identify with each other is through meme’s

3:59PM

FAIL: well

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enire: ForceFedFetusFillet: Do you think Forumwarz is a good place to learn? I’m trying to memorize all my troll character attacks. Is that a good idea?

3:59PM

Mr Kennedy: Hahaha **** no.

3:59PM

FAIL: thanks for sharing so much incite into how to troll

ForceFedFetusFillet Posted:

ForceFedFetusFillet: alot of times when people flood, it’s usually gay ****, like mooooooo and so forth..

This isn’t for seasoned trolls like you 1337h4xlolololh4x1338, this is for noobs like me and Laguna

BUMPING DUE TO UNREALISED EPIC WIN ITT

Someone post the rest of the log then.

good thread imo

4:31PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: Eirairaianna: hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

4:31PMEirairaianna: LOL troles are funy!

4:31PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: hi!

4:31PMMr Kennedy: Don’t troll me bro.

4:31PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: lolol teyhre dmub

4:31PMUchiha: ZOMG HAI!!!1!!!!!!!!!11one!!!!

4:31PMSyntome: kill it with fire, plz

4:31PMForceFedFetusFillet: that’s another troll tactic.. purposely spelling things wrong. it’s troll bait.

4:31PMUchiha: wanan be freindz>?!??!?!??

4:31PMMr Kennedy: No ****.

4:31PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: Litenign bolt!!@! LOL

4:32PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: mi csat doucheyflymer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4:32PMSyntome: id rather masterbate.

4:32PMForceFedFetusFillet: it works though, as it does enrage most trolls..

4:32PMUchiha: most

4:32PMForceFedFetusFillet: but we usually cast Lv7 script magicks..

4:32PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: !!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!

4:32PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: ! I doge it! I cats a litenign ball!

4:32PMForceFedFetusFillet: trace IP’s preform portscans…

4:33PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: OwCH I tihnk yuo got me!

4:33PMForceFedFetusFillet: as it stands Gorshnakk has 3 open ports..

4:33PMForceFedFetusFillet: and a firewall.

4:33PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: !!!!!!!!!:

4:33PMSyntome: FFFF not always effective.

4:33PMMr Kennedy: I think someone looked in on the fabulous personry that was going on her, got ****ed, and then made a couple of alts to try and troll the baby trolls (ocean of trolls)

4:33PMUchiha: Nice job.

4:33PMCreepPipe: If I wasn’t already pro abortion this conversation would have convinced me.

4:33PMLaguna: Just for the record – You’ve all been trolled UNBELIEVABLY hard. Even the Re-Re’s are absolutely raping all of you.

4:33PMUchiha: ^seconded.

4:34PMForceFedFetusFillet: but it’s not a good one.. it looks like an external firewall… are you using a router @ Gorshnakk

4:34PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol:

4:34PMSyntome: This movie will never finish downloading, damn seeders.

4:34PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: mi dnat wnat 2 hert u toh os u hlep mui tak teh cvae dele

4:34PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: czu taht si kul

4:34PMMr Random: hey bumholes, quick question: Do you have to BUY episode 2 to play it or do you get it automaticly on the 15th?

4:34PMMr Kennedy: Tone it down.

4:34PMMr Kennedy: You have to buy it.

4:34PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: Yah we haf too go back adn, finish exsplorign it!

4:34PMMr Kennedy: I like that you’re another Mr, Mr.

4:34PMForceFedFetusFillet: it’s actually the 18th..

4:34PMBalloon: **** Heroes is on tonight.

4:35PMMr Kennedy: Wanna form a ****ty 80’s band?

4:35PMBalloon: Anyone else think it’s ****ing awesom?

4:35PMSyntome: Mr Random: My guess is buy for first try at it, so you can spoil it for others.

4:35PMUchiha: Damn, i didnt wanna buy it

4:35PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: I haf too go my, Dad is calign. See yuo latter, oka?

4:35PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: Eirairaianna: mi amfraids!!!!!111!!!!1!!! mi dnat tinhk teh fierdargon cna b smummud

4:35PMMr Random:

4:35PMAndy_Dextruss: heroes starts on wednesday here

4:35PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: ko ltrere

4:35PMSyntome: wow, i think i just died a little inside.

4:35PMForceFedFetusFillet: lol we all did..

4:35PMMr Random: i dont want to buy it… i want it for free, like the rest of the internetz

4:35PMEirairaianna: Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: I will se yuo in teh cave RP thrade.

4:36PMForceFedFetusFillet: the combined FAIL of those two is atrocious..

4:36PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: mi ma fraids

4:36PMMr Kennedy: You’re a ****ing idiot.

4:36PMForceFedFetusFillet: ^seconded

4:36PMMr Kennedy: You are either sockpuppeting those two and trolling, or a ****ing idiot.

4:36PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: ur stupad fcuks

4:36PMSyntome: Who?

4:36PMGorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol: klolol

enire Posted:

MOO?

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i tried to read it but i dont really care so i stopped after a few lines

half way through i was like “okay i get it this guy is na diot’