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Fun We should do some kind of newbie adoption thing

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Odalisque Posted:

And they have to be damn sexy and do my bidding.

K, you can be my dominatrix.


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InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I’d adopt one, but there would have to be some ground rules, I mean, I don’t want them around me 24/7 or anything… I think Odalisque’s idea of a pen to keep them in would be good…like maybe a playpen, and if they’re badly behaved you can just put them in there for a while.


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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I got me one, she’s absolutely willing to learn so far


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I used to turn the playpen upside down and put a chair on top to trap the kids I was babysitting.

I believe this is a clear indication that I should never have children.


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InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

scullyangel Posted:

I used to turn the playpen upside down and put a chair on top to trap the kids I was babysitting.

I believe this is a clear indication that I should never have children.

Or that you’d be the best mom ever!


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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Why has Odalisque not tied me up and used me for sexual whatsits yet? D:


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Veer Posted:

u dont qualify sorry


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

if any newbies is too ashamed of writing their application here you can always tubmail me!! i am very friendly


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Lord Shplane Posted:

Why has Odalisque not tied me up and used me for sexual whatsits yet? D:

I said you have to be damn sexy and do my bidding. Prove that you’re damn sexy and do something for me and maybe I might if I’m in the mood. But you’re not really all that new, are you? Do you even qualify?


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nanafabulous personjesus

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 9 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

KaaVink Posted:

I clearly need someone to adopt me to ensure that I don’t inadvertently wander off a cliff while trying to discover the truth behind all these baby sacrifices.

ADOPTED

Inertia Posted:

Can I has adopted parent?

ALSO ADOPTED

NotJoePesci Posted:

Adopt me! I need to sell Beaner Babies and get rich!

NO

YOU’RE OLD

YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF MY ABORTIONS INSTEAD


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Odalisque Posted:

I said you have to be damn sexy and do my bidding. Prove that you’re damn sexy and do something for me and maybe I might if I’m in the mood. But you’re not really all that new, are you? Do you even qualify?

Oda, adopt him and tie him up*, but then get bored and go make minestrone. It’s really funny when that happens. Log in to see images!

* You’ll want to use a gag if he gets really whiny about wanting to be untied. It can totally ruin that “making great soup” mojo.


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