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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

This is awesome. Log in to see images!

cyberyeti

Avatar: harblgar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

exit dressing room, look for catering cart(surely oprha’s caterers have cheetos handy)

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

I believe FAIL can’t leave the studio before going to Oprah’s dressing room. What he should do is call Blackrape and have him bring Cheet-Os, for if Oprah’s catering staff has not replenished her stores, they are surely without.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

After lighting up that spliff with B-enjoy and using the dildo-plugged gun to make sure B-enjoy couldn’t do **** (APPARENTLY THE ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THIS PART WENT MISSING, AHEM), FAIL got him contact buzzed and sent him on a munchie run. Conveniently, he is just now returning and wondering how FAIL got to Oprah’s studio, and he knew to go there to meet FAIL. Cheetos are part of the munchies.

Now, to make the story progress:

FAIL tapes the pic of himself to B-enjoy’s face, and the John Stamos pic to the back of B-enjoy’s head, giving him the $30 coupon to KFC (b/c B-enjoy loves the colonel) and follow B-enjoy into Oprah’s room with the gun and FAIL male reproductive organ gripped tightly.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

After lighting up that spliff with B-enjoy and using the dildo-plugged gun to make sure B-enjoy couldn’t do **** (APPARENTLY THE ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THIS PART WENT MISSING, AHEM), FAIL got him contact buzzed and sent him on a munchie run. Conveniently, he is just now returning and wondering how FAIL got to Oprah’s studio, and he knew to go there to meet FAIL. Cheetos are part of the munchies.

Now, to make the story progress:

FAIL tapes the pic of himself to B-enjoy’s face, and the John Stamos pic to the back of B-enjoy’s head, giving him the $30 coupon to KFC (b/c B-enjoy loves the colonel) and follow B-enjoy into Oprah’s room with the gun and FAIL male reproductive organ gripped tightly.

Can’t get more perfect than that really now, can you?

Ztacker

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[Superfabulous persons]

Level 13 Emo Kid

I like to dress up as a baboon so I can show off my purple bum. Long live WikiFur and Furries! :D

Here’s a simple solution. Cross out the word ’’KFC’’ with the pen and write ’’Cheetos’’ on the coupon. Take John Stamos autographed picture for additional bribing.

Optional: Put vibrator in your bum and turn it on for bonus points. Log in to see images!

Also, not caring if this won’t make it.

Ztacker edited this message on 10/09/2008 8:23AM

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

listen to the guy in the last post

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Awesome! FAIL for the best ForumWarz artist title! Log in to see images!

CLYDE

Avatar: 68330 Mon Oct 20 12:55:13 -0400 2008

[RAGING RAIDERS]

Level 30 Permanoob

BLINKY, INKY AND PINKY ARE DINKIES

Ricket Posted:

Take out a drawer, unscrew all the light bulbs, and put ‘em in there. I’m p sure Oprah will believe those are Cheetos.

If you want to be sure, just write “Cheetos” on the side of the drawer.

I started to unscrew the light bulbs and put them into the drawer..

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Oddly, 3 BP feel out of one of the wall sockets. Strange, but don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, right!?

CLYDE edited this message on 10/09/2008 11:42PM

eyeRAWR

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[RAWRs]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

take BP

RazDaz

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3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

take bp

RazDaz edited this message on 10/09/2008 11:28PM

eyeRAWR

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[RAWRs]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

eyeRAWR Posted:

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RazDaz

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3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

**** you, eyeRAWR. May you die in a fire.

eyeRAWR

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[RAWRs]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

RazDaz Posted:

**** you, eyeRAWR. May you die in a fire.

i love you too Log in to see images!

CLYDE

Avatar: 68330 Mon Oct 20 12:55:13 -0400 2008

[RAGING RAIDERS]

Level 30 Permanoob

BLINKY, INKY AND PINKY ARE DINKIES

I’ll make an exception here.. since you both posted in the same instance..

Fight, and the winner gets the BP!

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Start as soon as the hanky hits the ground!

CLYDE edited this message on 10/09/2008 11:43PM

****tlebricks

Avatar: 64836 Sun Oct 26 21:31:24 -0400 2008
4

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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RazDaz

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3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

HADOKEN!

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(Brought to you by 3 seconds in MS Paint.)

CLYDE

Avatar: 68330 Mon Oct 20 12:55:13 -0400 2008

[RAGING RAIDERS]

Level 30 Permanoob

BLINKY, INKY AND PINKY ARE DINKIES

RazDaz Posted:

HADOKEN!

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(Brought to you by 3 seconds in MS Paint.)

HEY, NO CHEATING! The hanky hadn’t dropped yet!

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AND GO!

CLYDE edited this message on 10/09/2008 11:43PM

eyeRAWR

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial

[RAWRs]

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

RazDaz Posted:

HADOKEN!

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(Brought to you by 3 seconds in MS Paint.)

but da hanky hasn’t hit da ground Log in to see images!

RazDaz

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3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

HADOKEN! AGAIN!

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(Brought to you by 3 seconds in MS Paint.)

(Sorry ‘bout that.)

RazDaz edited this message on 10/09/2008 11:46PM
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