DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

After lighting up that spliff with B-enjoy and using the dildo-plugged gun to make sure B-enjoy couldn’t do **** (APPARENTLY THE ILLUSTRATIONS FOR THIS PART WENT MISSING, AHEM), FAIL got him contact buzzed and sent him on a munchie run. Conveniently, he is just now returning and wondering how FAIL got to Oprah’s studio, and he knew to go there to meet FAIL. Cheetos are part of the munchies.

Now, to make the story progress:

FAIL tapes the pic of himself to B-enjoy’s face, and the John Stamos pic to the back of B-enjoy’s head, giving him the $30 coupon to KFC (b/c B-enjoy loves the colonel) and follow B-enjoy into Oprah’s room with the gun and FAIL male reproductive organ gripped tightly.

Can’t get more perfect than that really now, can you?