Episode 2 is ****ing awesome btw

FAIL Posted:

I want only people who don’t have the BPs for Episode 2 to be eligible. I want MY BPs to not go to waste to someone that has more than 0.

If YOU would like to make a contest open to everyone to win, go right ahead.

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fine upstanding member of society u know that ice cold burn on sarah palin won me this ****

Biff Weasley Posted:

I have bumbergers so I demand you send me BPs for Ep 2 because if I tried to get them myself I would have a poop attack.

EXCUSE ME, IF ANYONE SHOULD WIN WITH THAT IT’S ME, WHORE.

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Uuuuuuh… let this **** load, and then watch it from start to finish.

I can’t promise lulz, but I can promise WTFery.

If that didn’t at least worry you, here’s something to disturb you.

Gotta love Japan.

Won’t let me embeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, Log in to see images!

LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aS1gnINzdY

Norm McDonald is the original troll.

You might want to skip to like the 3:15 mark or so. The girl says some boring ****.

FAILED CYBERSEX ATTEMPT

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey…

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don’t see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don’t f*ck with me ****, I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it’s getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

LATER THAT WEEK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I’m ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and mbumage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I’m gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

A FEW DAYS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ANOTHER FAILED CYBERSEX ATTEMPT

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don’t know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i’m a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbumoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it’s just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don’t play games. They f*cking charge your bum.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn’t get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your bum.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Damn am I hard now.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GLJhKPrPFcM

quangntenemy Posted:

Sir, your contest alone made me laugh. Can I get a reverse BP?

take 7 reverse BPs (enough for Reverse Episode 2)

Nooo but I’m not very funny, this is unfair.

Gimme a while and I’ll find a funny youtube video or something.

All my funny youtube videos are Aussie or NZ themed though. Which is probs not as funny for others.

Well I think these are funny, feel free to flame me if you disagree.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DRKB8Hkcw_I

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA