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Poll: How should I end this letter to my newspaper?
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I am going to write a sort of an essay educating everyone on why no good self-respecting American would ever possibly vote for Obama and send it in to my local newspaper.
It’s been many years since Nana was in school and Fraulein Hilda never did think much of my writing skills, so I am nervous, and would appreciate your editing advice. Here’s what I’ve written so far. Dear Minneapolis Tribune, No self respecting American should vote for Obama! Here’s why: The other day I was walking from the grocery store back to my apartment, when I was accosted by three fine upstanding member of societys. They came up to me, with their saggy pants, and their baseball hats on crooked, and they started jibber jabbering in that jive-monkey language they think pbumes for English. I could see that one *editted thanks to Wylin. Such a sweet young man*!fine upstanding member of societys’ underpants! How disgraceful! Now I realize they don’t have fathers to teach them manners but don’t they have mothers? Anyway, they told me to give them all my money. At least I think that was what they said, they might have asked me what time it was, but how can I tell? No one could possibly be expected to understand the words coming out between those big floppy lips of theirs anyway! So I introduced them to Walther, Log in to see images! Well those spooks skeedaddled out of there so fast I could hear their big lips flapping in the wind, all they left behind was thier porch monkey stink. *This is as far I’ve gotten, and I’m not sure where to go from here* I was thinking that maybe I could talk about how while that nice Senator McCain was fighting those slanty eyed gooks in Vietnam, that fine upstanding member of society Obama was still sucking his mama’s titty. Or maybe I should just summarize my article, and end it by saying. ”In short, no decent self respecting American would vote for Obama, because he’s a fine upstanding member of society!” What do you think? Nana Nazi edited this message on 09/05/2008 10:03PM |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:38PM |
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fine upstanding member of society Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:38PM |
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SAYING ‘fine upstanding member of society’ IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT THESE DAYS, WHAT WITH THE ANTI-SLAVERY LAWS AND GARBAGE LIKE THAT..ITS WISER TO PICK THE ‘NAM ANGLE. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:40PM |
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iRAWR Posted:
So you think I should just summarize and tell them not to vote for Obama because he’s a fine upstanding member of society? |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:41PM |
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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:
OH! I hadn’t thought of that. You’re such a helpful young man! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:42PM |
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Nana Nazi Posted:
yes Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:42PM |
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WHY THANK YOU, OLD LADY, MIGHT I SAY THATS A LOVLEY TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD AND HOW WISE YOU ARE TO SEE THAT DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR IN THESE TYPES OF CASES. WE CAN LYNCH THEM LATER ONCE THEIR VOTES DON’T MATTER ANYMORE OF COURSE, ETC Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:44PM |
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It woul;d be funny I guess if you guys get a negro for president. Then again I’m not american so I don’t give a **** either way. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 6:54PM |
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fenkpost didnt read Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 7:03PM |
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gigerth Posted:
If you don’t want to help, fine! Just don’t clutter up my thread with your filthy fine upstanding member of society talk!
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 7:37PM |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 8:41PM |
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Lord Shplane Posted:
Then I’d suggest taking your nappy headed, thick lipped, mush mouth talking, black bum outta my thread Sambo!
We don’t want your kind here!
And take any Jews and Catholics with you! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 9:01PM |
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Nana Nazi Posted:
I think it should be fine upstanding member of societys’ underpants. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 9:36PM |
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Wylin Posted:
Thank you young man! I was never much good at grammar. I’ll change that right away!
See? Now this is an example of white American youth, and they say that chivalry is dead. Wylin here took the time to help an old lady. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 9:41PM |
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niggres’‘ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 9:56PM |
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gigerth Posted:
Is that a French spelling? I don’t much care for the French either. The only good thing about the French is how quick they are to surrender. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 9:58PM |
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someone get me a bandaid
cause this thread is edgy Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 10:01PM |
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Nana Nazi Posted:
Might you take a moment from clipping coupons and driving slowly and writing letters to your local news outlets to post in my thread? You could win a prize! http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/11144?page=20#bottom [font=small]Odds of winning are similar but not quite as bad as the lottery[/font]
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 10:02PM |
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Wylin Posted:
I play the lottery all the time. When I’m not at bingo. Of course I’ll post there young man! You were so kind and helpful. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 10:04PM |
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Nana Nazi Posted:
I would also like to suggest that you might like to add how we have so many nukes and odds are that Mccain would be alot more likely to use them than Obama. This would lead us closer to world peace because there would be some less nukes in the world and that must be good. |
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| Posted On: 09/05/2008 10:08PM |
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