Contest for 2 BP:Write as pathetic a story as possible

Janie

5.55"

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother it is a reference to a concept from a very good book

Parody of 1984 by G. Orwell?

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:12AM

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Tarman

5.03"

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

btw ban big brother for plagiarizing his name

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:19AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother nobody on this forum likes me very much with the possible exception of MC_Banhammer, which automatically makes his opinion null and void as anybody who likes me must have something seriously wrong with them

Janie Posted:

Parody of 1984 by G. Orwell?

Yep

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:19AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother hey guys I just made a terrible suggestion which will mess up the game mechanics, ruin the game outright or just plain **** people off, and will probably benefit me somehow.

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:22AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother hey guys I just made a terrible suggestion which will mess up the game mechanics, ruin the game outright or just plain **** people off, and will probably benefit me somehow.

My name is thingysomeone I am a Big Brother alt and I support this suggestion

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:22AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother hey guys I just made a terrible suggestion which will mess up the game mechanics, ruin the game outright or just plain **** people off, and will probably benefit me somehow.

My name is Esperanza I am also a Big Brother alt and I also support this suggestion

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:27AM

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Wylin

20.67"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

In the year 2008 republicans won the presidential election of the U.S.A..

(That’s the worst story I could think of)

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:27AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is fabulous personballs_007 I am yet another BB alt and I agree with Big Brother, Thingysomeone and Esperanza

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:28AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

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My name is Wylin I am the best player on Forumwarz

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:30AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Wylin I am the best player on Forumwarz

This is actually a joke, everybody calls me the best player on Forumwarz because I am actually very very unfunny

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:31AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is quangntenemy I am not a very good poster

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:52AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is quangntenemy I am not a very good poster

My name is Big Brother I am even less of a good poster

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:53AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother I am even less of a good poster

This is very difficult to achieve, as quangntenemy really, really isn’t a good poster

Posted On: 09/02/2008 12:55AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

I am a typical member of the Forumwarz klan **** YOU

Posted On: 09/02/2008 8:54AM

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Something_Wi-
tty

9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

I am a typical member of the Forumwarz klan **** YOU

My name is Big Brother and I’m not cool enough even to join this klan.

Posted On: 09/02/2008 8:54AM

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

12.53"

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

heres one:

‘mc banhammer is a monstrous homogay’

Posted On: 09/02/2008 8:57AM

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

12.53"

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Big Brother Posted:

I think this contest is okay, since I don’t wind up with more BP than I started with, though I do wind up straight.
To enter this contest, send me 2 BP and post in here. Make sure to post in here, or else you’re just giving me the BP. You must post the worst story you can dream of. When I have a good number of people who have entered, I will pick which one is the most exaggeratedly awful and give them 4 BP. I will give everyone else their 2 BP back, except the one which was least bad, who will recieve squat.
No Trolling.

this one is my second choice

Posted On: 09/02/2008 8:58AM

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