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Bug - 1 Contest for 2 BP:Write as pathetic a story as possible

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I think this contest is okay, since I don’t wind up with more BP than I started with, though I do wind up straight.

To enter this contest, send me 2 BP and post in here. Make sure to post in here, or else you’re just giving me the BP. You must post the worst story you can dream of. When I have a good number of people who have entered, I will pick which one is the most exaggeratedly awful and give them 4 BP. I will give everyone else their 2 BP back, except the one which was least bad, who will recieve squat.

No Trolling.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Hi my name is Big Brother THE END

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

No BP=Doesn’t count. And I said no trolling.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

If I was a gamblin’ man, I’d post something disparaging about you despite the fact that this is a non-RP forum.

But I’m not, so I wont.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

Hi my name is Big Brother THE END

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

so if only one person enters you’d have to give them 4 bp

meaning you’re out 2bp

do you have 2bp?

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Big Brother Posted:

When I have a good number of people who have entered, I will pick which one is the most exaggeratedly awful and give them 4 BP

Big Brother edited this message on 09/01/2008 11:23PM

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

good is vague

it could be one

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother and nobody can hear what I’m saying over the amount of male reproductive organ I suck.

Also I enjoy gratuitous amounts of male reproductive organ in my bumhole 24/7 THE END

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Dude. If you want the ePeen, you have to supply the funds for the contest yourself. The whole contest thread exists because CZ wanted to encourage people to run more contests, which would put more money into their economy, and not just recycle what’s already out there.

So, this thread -> Ayn Rands. If you want the ePeen, use your own money.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Big Brother Posted:

No BP=Doesn’t count. And I said no trolling.

I sent the BP to Big Bother. Also I am not trolling, if you can’t appreciate the genius of my literary style then I’m afraid your contest is a sham my good sir

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother my opinion is null and void

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother my opinion is null and void

(like my male reproductive organ and my ego)

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother I make lots of contests.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother I make lots of contests.

None of them are very good at all. Log in to see images!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Something Witty is not trolling, first post simply did not specify only one entry per person. His posts are each stories, beautiful in their simplicity.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

as pathetic a story as possible

the worst story you can dream of

the worst story you can dream of. When I have a good number of people who have entered, I will pick which one is the most exaggeratedly awful and give them 4 BP. I will give everyone else their 2 BP back, except the one which was least bad, who will recieve squat.

No Trolling.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

My name is Big Brother it is a reference to a concept from a very good book

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

ok I won give me bp

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Something_Witty Posted:

My name is Big Brother it is a reference to a concept from a very good book

However by me using this name and acting like a silly bumtard I am taking a mbumive diahorrea crap on said book which is a travesty because it really is a good book

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