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Well it seems that King Krimson and his lovely goat Bessie are going to Parents! It has been revealed by ‘My Immortal’ reviewer that they are expecting a child.
However, later that evening Krimson murdered the pregnant goat and took his own life.
Perhaps that was for the best, I don’t think the world was ready for their love…or their “freakish goat-human freak babies”. I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 08/22/2008 6:53PM |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:52PM |
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I hate you. So much.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:53PM |
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I love you too. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:54PM |
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I find this thread to be informative and poignant. |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:54PM |
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Shall I bring up the chatlog? |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:55PM |
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I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:55PM |
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King Krimson Posted:
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:56PM |
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now tell me more about the hobos |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 6:59PM |
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THE STORY THAT STARTED IT ALL… [INCITBot Removed]
King Krimson: Oh man, that’s awesome. 6:34PM
King Krimson: GOAT PORN FOR ALL! 6:35PM nny_ix: damnit, you said no more goat porn 6:35PM I AM The SKA BOSS: WHOO- Wait, what? 6:35PM King Krimson: Sorry. 6:35PM King Krimson: no more after this. 6:35PM nny_ix: you’er sliding back into addiction 6:35PM King Krimson: 6:35PM I AM The SKA BOSS: INTERVENTION! 6:36PM King Krimson: Help me… 6:36PM King Krimson: ...By not posting potentially damaging internet lies. 6:36PM nny_ix: ok… step away from the goat porn… we do this because we love you 6:37PM King Krimson: But, Bessie is so… hairy and horned! 6:37PM King Krimson: Just like Satan! 6:37PM nny_ix: King Krimson addicted to Goat Porn- Please try and help our friend *post* 6:37PM I AM The SKA BOSS: NO KING NO! Step away from the goat! 6:37PM
6:37PM King Krimson: BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT! 6:37PM nny_ix: “BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!” ~King Krimson, the thread writes itself 6:37PM King Krimson: If we post this one, can you forget about the other one? 6:38PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Do you want to become a Furry? Beastiality is one step from Yiffing! 6:38PM King Krimson: NO! MY LOVE FOR BESSIE IS PURE AS THE OCEAN! 6:38PM King Krimson: Inter net may fo soon, if so, bye. 6:39PM King Krimson: fdsgh 6:39PM I AM The SKA BOSS: King Krimson: Okay. Oh and your love is as pure as the Ocean on the JERSEY SHORE. 6:39PM King Krimson: NO. BESSIE AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER! 6:39PM King Krimson: FOREVER! 6:40PM nny_ix: BTW, he said his sister got Ghonorrea from a hobo 6:40PM King Krimson: I didn’t. 6:40PM King Krimson: You said that. 6:40PM King Krimson: Have you played no-one lives forever? 6:40PM King Krimson: I’m the guy in that. with the goat. 6:40PM King Krimson: ‘what’s that goat doing in here?’ 6:41PM King Krimson: ‘I didn’t see it before.’ 6:41PM King Krimson: ‘honest’ 6:41PM I AM The SKA BOSS: King ,we need to sit down. You and Bessie two different speicies. I don’t want to deal with human-goat freak babies. 6:42PM King Krimson: Do you know something I don’t? 6:42PM King Krimson: Bessie? Is it true? 6:42PM King Krimson: BAHHHHH! 6:42PM King Krimson: OH MY GOD! 6:42PM King Krimson: Man, this RP **** is off the hook! 6:43PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Don’t tell me you got her knocked up. Seriously. (Yeah this is the most fun I’ve had here in a long time. XD) 6:43PM King Krimson: I’m so sorry, everyone else here. This wasn’t meant to happen 6:43PM King Krimson: I’M GOING TO BE A GOAT DADDY! 6:43PM King Krimson: YAY! 6:44PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Oh Lawdy…. 6:44PM King Krimson: Why do you scorn our love so, Incit-bot 5000? 6:44PM nny_ix: he’s gonna **** the kid… I just know it 6:44PM King Krimson: you seem so distant… 6:44PM King Krimson: It’s not incest if it’s bestiality! 6:45PM King Krimson: That’s what uncle cow always told me! 6:45PM King Krimson: He’s in jail now. 6:45PM King Krimson: poor uncle cow. 6:45PM King Krimson: He was a bad man, but he meant well. 6:45PM King Krimson: He made me the sick freak I am today. 6:46PM King Krimson: God… I’m a goat-****er. 6:46PM King Krimson: I’m picking up a rifle. 6:46PM King Krimson: I’m aiming it at Bessie. 6:46PM I AM The SKA BOSS: I may or may not be making a Flamebate thread for this. 6:46PM nny_ix: well, I’m off to flamebate 6:46PM King Krimson: **** 6:46PM King Krimson: Goodbye, Bessie… 6:47PM nny_ix: please make sure that if you do this before you ad that nny_ix fully endorses this thread 6:47PM King Krimson: I’m a horrible, horrible monster. 6:47PM King Krimson: Bessie lies dead befor my feet. 6:48PM King Krimson: God… 6:48PM King Krimson: :sob: 6:48PM nny_ix: now kill yourself 6:49PM I AM The SKA BOSS: Log in to see images!ats shoulders: Maybe we can find you a nice girl…or Penguin 6:49PM King Krimson: :King Krimson has leave this mortal coil: 6:49PM nny_ix: so that’s how Kurt Cobain did it 6:50PM nny_ix: really the only reason I wanted to see him off himsefl with a rifle was to see how it’s ****ing possible to off yourself with a long barreled arm 6:50PM King Krimson: King Krimson wishes you all the best. Except for you, nny_ix. For you, One last helping of GOAT PORN!!!!!!1! I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 08/22/2008 7:04PM |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 7:04PM |
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lets all post large chatlogs that nobody will rede Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 7:10PM |
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Where is the goat porn you speak of? |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 7:11PM |
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A++ would read again! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 7:15PM |
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gigerth Posted:
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| Posted On: 08/22/2008 8:00PM |
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totally not where it all started, give me time to make the chatlog readable and I’ll enlighten you folks.
nny_ix: ya know what infernogirl, despite what King Krimson has told me over PM about all the STDs and the hobos that gave them to you, you’re alright infernogirl: what did he say infernogirl: and can i kill him for it nny_ix: that’s the idea of me sitting here talking complete **** until he disappears infernogirl: going to go kill him, bye King Krimson: Hello! nny_ix: YES! King Krimson: No hobos for you. King Krimson: Going soon, anyway. nny_ix: Dude, I set into motion your demise, I would say… oh I dunno… run! Orb: Wooo! King Krimson: nny_ix:Because that’s the worse thing anyone has ever posted on flamebate. King Krimson: I’ll survive. King Krimson: Besides, retalliating will be much fun indeed. nny_ix: ??? You mean it was actually brought up, I justed pulled it outta my bum lol King Krimson: No, but if you do post, I’ll be ready. King Krimson: Do you like goat porn? I hope so! nny_ix: nope and I know to never click links nny_ix: ****, I’m from Something Awful, I learned the hardest way possible King Krimson: Pictures, my friend. King Krimson: Embeded in tubmail. King Krimson: Goat porn. King Krimson: Every day. nny_ix: hahaa King Krimson: Forever. King Krimson: and don’ forget goatse. nny_ix: I don’t check my tubmail homes King Krimson: Stall abuse. nny_ix: and I’m guessing you’re the kinda cat to send it with the subject “Goat porn tehehehe” King Krimson: I would rather you didn’t post it though, because you seem a P. cool guy. And we don’t want to ruin that now, do we? Orb: Grats, Despair! Despair Angel: thank Orb: But… what your kid “do” alone? nny_ix: King Krimson, Forumwarz player, INCIT user, ****ing mobster King Krimson: Let’s just say there will be… consequences. King Krimson: I know some very powerful people. nny_ix: The razor burn on my crotch is probably more bothersome than any consequence you can come up with at 16. King Krimson: Oh snap! King Krimson: We cool now holmes? Or are you gonna keep it for blackmail material? nny_ix: lol we’ll see King Krimson: I would prefr that you didn’t. King Krimson: I see. nny_ix: I would prefer that if you wanted some… things… to stay under wraps… I would find some brownie points mysteriously appearing lol King Krimson: If i win any contest, we’ll see. INCIT-Bot 5000: Hey, it’s time to vote! Remember, if you don’t vote, your entry will be disqualified. King Krimson: Brownie points equal delete, right? nny_ix: go for it, so long as I can create a new account, that means I get to play through Ep 1 again free… wootah King Krimson: 3 brownie points, got it. I’ll send you a tubmail containing goa- I mean my word. King Krimson: You’ll have to wait a while though. nny_ix: bull ****, you have the goat porn on hand… er uh… King Krimson: Selerik: yo I AM The SKA BOSS: For future refrence: Falling down stairs is not fun. I’ve got a huge rugburn down my back x.x nny_ix: *2 weeks later* Please make the goat porn stop, I’ve sent you all my money, naked pictures of myself, my wife, my girlfriend and all my brothers, JUST STOP!!! King Krimson: GOAT PORN!!! King Krimson: GOAT King Krimson: PORN! King Krimson: GOATPORN! Selerik: Goatse? nny_ix: **Blubbers insanely** BBBAAAAHHHH!!!!!! King Krimson: !NROPTAOG King Krimson: HAHAHAHAHA! nny_ix: I’m glad no one is here cause I’m sure they’d wonder why I’m laughing maniacly King Krimson: GOA- What? nny_ix: lol King Krimson: Please dude, no. King Krimson: No more goat porn. I promise. nny_ix: We’ve scared the **** out of them King Krimson: Canana? Wut?
This was right before the other chat log that was posted. Big Boys Do Cry edited this message on 08/23/2008 1:02AM |
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 12:49AM |
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Mc Bizarrohammer am move this in Full of Won ASAP! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 2:11AM |
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This thread is fabulous personry. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 3:24PM |
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john the baptist Posted:
You’ve obviously never been on IRC. This is just the tip of the iceberg. An iceberg slowly drifting towards hell.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 3:30PM |
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1. Everyone’s been on irc 2. No one read that chatlog 3. gbs Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 3:31PM |
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1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:
I havn’t. Log in to see images! FAT!!! |
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 3:33PM |
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1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:
Allow me too retaliate by pointing out the flaws in your name, avatar, and general demeanour!
And what the hell is GBS when it’s at home? Urban dictionary be damned. King Krimson edited this message on 08/23/2008 3:37PM
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| Posted On: 08/23/2008 3:35PM |
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