THE STORY THAT STARTED IT ALL…

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King Krimson: Oh man, that’s awesome.

6:34PM

King Krimson: GOAT PORN FOR ALL!

6:35PM

nny_ix: damnit, you said no more goat porn

6:35PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: WHOO- Wait, what?

6:35PM

King Krimson: Sorry.

6:35PM

King Krimson: no more after this.

6:35PM

nny_ix: you’er sliding back into addiction

6:35PM

King Krimson:

6:35PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: INTERVENTION!

6:36PM

King Krimson: Help me…

6:36PM

King Krimson: ...By not posting potentially damaging internet lies.

6:36PM

nny_ix: ok… step away from the goat porn… we do this because we love you

6:37PM

King Krimson: But, Bessie is so… hairy and horned!

6:37PM

King Krimson: Just like Satan!

6:37PM

nny_ix: King Krimson addicted to Goat Porn- Please try and help our friend *post*

6:37PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: NO KING NO! Step away from the goat!

6:37PM

6:37PM

King Krimson: BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!

6:37PM

nny_ix: “BUT IT FEELS SO RIGHT!” ~King Krimson, the thread writes itself

6:37PM

King Krimson: If we post this one, can you forget about the other one?

6:38PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: Do you want to become a Furry? Beastiality is one step from Yiffing!

6:38PM

King Krimson: NO! MY LOVE FOR BESSIE IS PURE AS THE OCEAN!

6:38PM

King Krimson: Inter net may fo soon, if so, bye.

6:39PM

King Krimson: fdsgh

6:39PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: King Krimson: Okay. Oh and your love is as pure as the Ocean on the JERSEY SHORE.

6:39PM

King Krimson: NO. BESSIE AND I WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!

6:39PM

King Krimson: FOREVER!

6:40PM

nny_ix: BTW, he said his sister got Ghonorrea from a hobo

6:40PM

King Krimson: I didn’t.

6:40PM

King Krimson: You said that.

6:40PM

King Krimson: Have you played no-one lives forever?

6:40PM

King Krimson: I’m the guy in that. with the goat.

6:40PM

King Krimson: ‘what’s that goat doing in here?’

6:41PM

King Krimson: ‘I didn’t see it before.’

6:41PM

King Krimson: ‘honest’

6:41PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: King ,we need to sit down. You and Bessie two different speicies. I don’t want to deal with human-goat freak babies.

6:42PM

King Krimson: Do you know something I don’t?

6:42PM

King Krimson: Bessie? Is it true?

6:42PM

King Krimson: BAHHHHH!

6:42PM

King Krimson: OH MY GOD!

6:42PM

King Krimson: Man, this RP **** is off the hook!

6:43PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: Don’t tell me you got her knocked up. Seriously. (Yeah this is the most fun I’ve had here in a long time. XD)

6:43PM

King Krimson: I’m so sorry, everyone else here. This wasn’t meant to happen

6:43PM

King Krimson: I’M GOING TO BE A GOAT DADDY!

6:43PM

King Krimson: YAY!

6:44PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: Oh Lawdy….

6:44PM

King Krimson: Why do you scorn our love so, Incit-bot 5000?

6:44PM

nny_ix: he’s gonna **** the kid… I just know it

6:44PM

King Krimson: you seem so distant…

6:44PM

King Krimson: It’s not incest if it’s bestiality!

6:45PM

King Krimson: That’s what uncle cow always told me!

6:45PM

King Krimson: He’s in jail now.

6:45PM

King Krimson: poor uncle cow.

6:45PM

King Krimson: He was a bad man, but he meant well.

6:45PM

King Krimson: He made me the sick freak I am today.

6:46PM

King Krimson: God… I’m a goat-****er.

6:46PM

King Krimson: I’m picking up a rifle.

6:46PM

King Krimson: I’m aiming it at Bessie.

6:46PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: I may or may not be making a Flamebate thread for this.

6:46PM

nny_ix: well, I’m off to flamebate

6:46PM

King Krimson: ****

6:46PM

King Krimson: Goodbye, Bessie…

6:47PM

nny_ix: please make sure that if you do this before you ad that nny_ix fully endorses this thread

6:47PM

King Krimson: I’m a horrible, horrible monster.

6:47PM

King Krimson: Bessie lies dead befor my feet.

6:48PM

King Krimson: God…

6:48PM

King Krimson: :sob:

6:48PM

nny_ix: now kill yourself

6:49PM

I AM The SKA BOSS: Log in to see images!ats shoulders: Maybe we can find you a nice girl…or Penguin

6:49PM

King Krimson: :King Krimson has leave this mortal coil:

6:49PM

nny_ix: so that’s how Kurt Cobain did it

6:50PM

nny_ix: really the only reason I wanted to see him off himsefl with a rifle was to see how it’s ****ing possible to off yourself with a long barreled arm

6:50PM

King Krimson: King Krimson wishes you all the best. Except for you, nny_ix. For you, One last helping of GOAT PORN!!!!!!1!