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Gunther Posted:

Coke and Champagne?

I have so much to teach you people about glamour!

Anyway, thanks…you…whoever you are, strange not sexy person.

The Pleasure Man likes sushi!

Here’s a tip.

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And here’s another tip.

Buy some decent shoes!

Don’t you know that is one of the first things the ladies look at?

If you have nice shoes, the ladies will think you have clbum and style.

With shoes like that, you’ll never be with a woman!

tnahks btu wi cnat tak tpis ser, plese tak tihs cupon 4 teh mnoey (mi psaese cupon )

nad gald u enjoid yuor mele!!11!! Log in to see images!

aslo ia m wiht wmoen al teh tmie, i hav systre, nad mom, nad gradnmom…i dnot no waht u meen Log in to see images!


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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

If you need some body guards for people like Gunther. I’ll be happy to sell you a couple Machokes.


FAT!!!

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol Posted:

tnahks btu wi cnat tak tpis ser, plese tak tihs cupon 4 teh mnoey (mi psaese cupon )

nad gald u enjoid yuor mele!!11!! Log in to see images!

aslo ia m wiht wmoen al teh tmie, i hav systre, nad mom, nad gradnmom…i dnot no waht u meen Log in to see images!

Do you shove your male reproductive organ in your mom’s woman's genitals?


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Ash Ketchum Posted:

If you need some body guards for people like Gunther. I’ll be happy to sell you a couple Machokes.

u agin!!!11!! Log in to see images! plese dnot tak al teh fud tihs tiem!!11 limmit no odrers

nwo, u cna hav olny 10 fo ervytihng k??? Log in to see images!

aslo dnot werry i hav powarflu spels 4 bda gyus btu sumtiems i gte a litel

2 prowarflu, os bda gyus wach uot!

newkulaer blsast!!!111!1!!111 Log in to see images!

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Lord Shplane Posted:

Do you shove your male reproductive organ in your mom’s woman's genitals?

u r grose persen nad a bda gyu 2 tlak lik taht os i kik u uot!

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fierblsast rite uot teh dore!!!!

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol Posted:

u r grose persen nad a bda gyu 2 tlak lik taht os i kik u uot!

nad no i ptu ti ni ur maws vajshina akshuly Log in to see images!

fierblsast rite uot teh dore!!!!

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I am Black Mage, and thus have superior spellcastin’ skillz. Log in to see images!

Do not **** with me, as I am not your mom. Though I may **** your mom.

UPDATE: Just did. Log in to see images! Lord Shplane edited this message on 08/24/2008 8:17PM


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Lord Shplane Posted:

I am Black Mage, and thus have superior spellcastin’ skillz. Log in to see images!

Do not **** with me, as I am not your mom. Though I may **** your mom.

UPDATE: Just did. Log in to see images!

ur ded cus i hav teh spishl oevr levil 99 spels nad ur lo lvel!!!1111!!!

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aslo fi u wnat fud heer i wil brun ti, u r bda persen peepel ohw ues iec magci r evel!!!11111!!!!1!!!

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Oka gyus teh fod truck cam but noone wetn to help unlode it so I had to do it al by mysefl! I am realy sor and, mad now! Litenign BOLOT NO LOL!!! Log in to see images!

I dident now wehre evrythign was sposed to go so I juts fond plases for stuf. I coudent find teh freazer so, I put teh mete on teh shelfs.

Also, tehre is one rom taht is verry cold tahts weerd I wonder waht its for.


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

It’s the freezer room!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You put the meat on the shelves? Er… I’ll just have some fries and a coke. *shudder*

enire edited this message on 08/25/2008 11:37AM

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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Fran Posted:

It’s the freezer room!

The frezer rom?! LOL taht dosent mak sens… Theres no frezers in their. Juts a bunch of boxes and, stuf.


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ay u wahts goign on heer??!? Log in to see images! ok u hlep mi ptu ti ni teh freizr rum!1!

mna od i hvae 2 od evyrtihg ruond heer?!? Log in to see images!

-taht rum si clod,,,ti kepes teh meet frehs Log in to see images! Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol edited this message on 08/25/2008 11:54AM


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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol Posted:

ur ded cus i hav teh spishl oevr levil 99 spels nad ur lo lvel!!!1111!!!

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aslo fi u wnat fud heer i wil brun ti, u r bda persen peepel ohw ues iec magci r evel!!!11111!!!!1!!!

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No I’m level over 9000 dumbbum.

Don’t make me Ultima you ****.

PS I ultima’d your mom with my male reproductive organ.


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enire Posted:

You put the meat on the shelves? Er… I’ll just have some fries and a coke. *shudder*

uor fud si frehs ser i asher u!1!1!

1 freis 1 drnik cmoin pu!!11

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

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No on exsplaned to me taht the frezer was a rom, I thot it woud be a sidewase frige lik teh one in my hous.

No on cam to hepl me put teh fod a way, yuo wer al busy flertign wiht the custemers and, geting mony. Oooo lok Im’ a crepey gyu wiht a mustash and, sunglases. Be nise to me and, Ill giv you fiv dolers. Woooo.

And now your al mad at me and, its not my falt. Log in to see images!


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Eirairaianna Posted:

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No on exsplaned to me taht the frezer was a rom, I thot it woud be a sidewase frige lik teh one in my hous.

No on cam to hepl me put teh fod a way, yuo wer al busy flertign wiht the custemers and, geting mony. Oooo lok Im’ a crepey gyu wiht a mustash and, sunglases. Be nise to me and, Ill giv you fiv dolers. Woooo.

And now your al mad at me and, its not my falt. Log in to see images!

auuuuw si ko, dnat werry r b mda on 1 si mda ta u Log in to see images!

si taht crepi gyu bak agnai??11!! Log in to see images!


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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Eirairaianna Posted:

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No on exsplaned to me taht the frezer was a rom, I thot it woud be a sidewase frige lik teh one in my hous.

No on cam to hepl me put teh fod a way, yuo wer al busy flertign wiht the custemers and, geting mony. Oooo lok Im’ a crepey gyu wiht a mustash and, sunglases. Be nise to me and, Ill giv you fiv dolers. Woooo.

And now your al mad at me and, its not my falt. Log in to see images!

I’m not mad at you.

Now get me some waffle fries, some curly fries, a cup of chili, a steak hoegeeeeee, and a taco. A CHICKEN taco.

And some bacon.

EDIT: And some of that champagne.

HOP TO IT YOU UGLY WHORE

Lord Shplane edited this message on 08/25/2008 12:06PM

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u cnat gte gud fud bi bneig mene lik taht!!11!! heer i mad u sum fud

btu i bernt ti wile putign awy teh bergir

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u cnat dele ginst fierdargon spel!!!11!!11

Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Lord Shplane Posted:

I’m not mad at you.

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Now get me some waffle fries, some curly fries, a cup of chili, a steak hoegeeeeee, and a taco. A CHICKEN taco.

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Be carfull abot teh tacko. Tehre mite be som bons in it. And fethers.

And some bacon.

Eer…were allmost out of backon. I fond taht Crepey guy woman's genitalshert and on of tohse new gerls wiht teh tite uneform playign with it in teh frezer rom.

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Grose! So I fryed it in teh dep frier to kil al teh germans in it. I herd taht the dep fryer is very hot and god at kilign germans. You can dip it in may on aze if, you watn.

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EDIT: And some of that champagne.

Im sory ser, we dont serv taht and, Im not alowed to byu it for you becaes, Im juts a kid. Taht crepey gyu brot it himsefl even tho WERE NOT SPOSE TO LET CUSTEMERS BRIGN TEHYRE ONE DRINKS, RMEMBER?

Sory I dident mene to shot. Im’ stil mad at som poepel her.

HOP TO IT YOU UGLY WHORE

Log in to see images!! Im not ugly!!! And, Im not a horse Im an elf wizerd.

Your mene. Log in to see images!


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

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Gorshnakk teh fiermatser swarserer lololol Posted:

u cnat gte gud fud bi bneig mene lik taht!!11!! heer i mad u sum fud

btu i bernt ti wile putign awy teh bergir

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WAS I TALKING TO YOU?

I DON’T WANT YOUR fabulous person TO INFECT MY FOOD NOW GTFO male reproductive organTARD


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