Crotch Zombie has listened to the complaints of non-smokers and has officially turned Flamebate into a non-smoking set of forums. Smoking is only allowed in the one designated smoking thread. Which is this one. Failure to abide by this law is punishable by a  500 fine and up to 3 years in ban-jail.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Crotch Zombie has listened to the complaints of non-smokers and has officially turned Flamebate into a non-smoking set of forums. Smoking is only allowed in the one designated smoking thread. Which is this one. Failure to abide by this law is punishable by a  500 fine and up to 3 years in ban-jail.

Oh. This brings back the good old days of the Gestapo, and the Fuhrer, telling everyone what they could and could not do.

Such glorious times those were.

MC Banhammer, I will pay you the biggest compliment I can think of, you remind me of Adolf Hitler!

don’t know what I want me, the chick or the apple bong

What would people do if the authorities started imposing rules and regulations that violate their civil and human rights?

232 years ago they would have formed a new country.

Now we just bend over and let you enjoy us at your own free will. If my generation is this blind and lazy I do take some happiness in knowing that my children will most likely die in a war against ghosts and corn.

........this is….... fake….... right? >>;;

I mean… How does one smoke on the internets?

Or is it only possible to “talk” of smoking here, and nowhere else?

Honestly, most of us are adults here, over the age the law requires you to be to smoke… They’re already banning it everywhere IRL… It’s not like you can inhale second-hand smoke through a computer screen — Unless it’s on fire.

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Besides, all those people who say they don’t smoke…. They lie.

Smoking is the IRL CAPSLOCK — It’s cruise control for cool.Log in to see images!

LIGHT UP, Y’ALL!!!

Does weed count? Or can we smoke that wherever we want?

Elsa Fresch Posted:

Mr. Banhammers, you did never answer my question. Is the cigarette after glamorous sex counted as bad or can I have that in any threads?

Glamorous sex in any thread: Check*

Smoking: This thread only. So sorry.

*(as long as it’s an RP one)

Elsa Fresch Posted:

Mr. Banhammers, you did never answer my question. Is the cigarette after glamorous sex counted as bad or can I have that in any threads?

You’re smoking hot, so you might not even be allowed in other threads.

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i smoked once, but it was because i was fisting myself so ****ing rapidly i set my ragged clopper hair on fire

*makes smoking thread and gets banned*