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Poetry Lets play Haikai

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Haikai is a collaborative poetry game.

A full description can be found here.

But basically we alternate between three line verses and two line verses.

Your verse should link to the verse before it somehow, but not to any of the verses before that one.

I’ll start us off

————————————————

Television is off.

I’m all out of mayonnaise.

Damn, its hot in here.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Girls in bikinis

Make my weenor hard

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

And all I want

Is that someone would come to me

To ease my pain

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

What is pain.

I feel nothing when the razor slides across my skin.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

But I’ve got more mayonnaise now

and an old sock

so the night isn’t over yet

CoreyJess edited this message on 07/31/2008 12:02AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I wrap myself in contept

Alighting each perambulator with my ivory nectar.

coquette

Avatar: Ashtray

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Night is wasted

On dull glow and dull words

Life? I don’t have one.

coquette edited this message on 07/31/2008 12:18AM

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

One is the lonliest number there ever was

Two can be just as bad as one

SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

But none of this make sense

Because I suck at math

And I am sleepy

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

sleep is for losers

for only people with lives need sleep

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Yet everybody had their dreams

And it is fabulous persony to say

That you don’t enjoy your dreams

R3I

Avatar: Ashtray

[Rei Rei Revolution]

Level 16 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I wonder if I should make a sandwich

Or just dream of being in one

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i made a maggot sandwich

it was scrumptious

the grey poupon added a certain savoir-faire

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Those words I don’t understand.

Being a idotic kid is a ****.

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I feel bad for you, son.

I’ve got 99 problems

but a **** ain’t one.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

His stupid attempts at haikai proves

that being a Pokemon Trainer sucks

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

TeeKayEff Posted:

Interior crocodile alligator

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

2 3 2 3 2 3, TeeKayEff.

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

Avatar: xXxJUNEGUY1xXx's Avatar
2

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

And so we start again,

Make amends,

I leak ichor.

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

And we shall live to see

The Episode 2…NOT

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