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Rant This about sums up Pandemic 2

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

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Chapped bum

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Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Tesfan Posted:

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QFT.Log in to see images!

Adeptus

Avatar: 11389 Thu Oct 16 15:20:36 -0400 2008
18

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Tesfan Posted:

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That’s fantastic.

ToXXXic

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[Brainfreeze]

Level 18 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

glad i started on madagasgar, took me like 40 days to finnal spread off that damn island though

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Whereas Pandemic 1 was like,

“President Bush?”

“Yes?”

“That virus is killing everyone! There are only 5 people left on the whole continent!”

“What?”

xXxJUNEGUY1x-
Xx

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Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Yeah, this game is incredibly, incredibly hard! Log in to see images!

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
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Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I played that first before you post.

JThizz

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17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 24 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

work on spreading around the world with just a weak symptom like fever, slowing building up resistance, and waterboune. then once the world is infected, you can worry about killing with stronger symptoms

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

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no this

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Madagascar, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland. All unaffected. The entire planet wiped out except for Kiwis, Eskimos, Cubes and whoever the hell lives in Madagascar. What kind of future society are these people going to create? ****ing islands.

meeeeeeeeee edited this message on 07/24/2008 4:50AM

Spork Of Doom

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Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

It’s…it’s so true.

w4gn0r

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[Mad Prunedale Styl-
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]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Pay no attention to me, for I am a troll

Tesfan Posted:

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Quoted for awesome.

I killed off everyone but stupid Cuba.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

This is the best thread.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I hate you for posting this, Tesfan. Freaking bastard islands. Log in to see images!

Draconos

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Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Madagascar can go to hell. Everytime I play I lose because of that damn island. Only beat it cause I started there once…

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

**** Madagascar. **** it brutally in the bum without lubricant, take it out, rub it in tabasco sauce, then stick it in again, harder. Log in to see images!

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Never beat this game. My virus has NO symptoms. But as soon as I get waterbourne about 2-3 days later. “x country spotted your virus” “all countrys close their borders because of a virus taht doesn’t nothing” “China starts burning bodies..wait noones dead.”

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

this is game is ****ing terrible and you’re all stupid for playing it.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Game is easy once you develop a strategy.

Parasite.

Upgrade all resistances.

Then invest transmission into air and water.

By that time usually the whole world is infected time to start killing people. Also watch out for Greenland Hospital robot.

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