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Macho Can you beat my Denture Chat speedrun?

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

It’s okay, enough noobs run denture chat at slower times to offset one ridiculous quick time. Now if it happened on a new forum that hadn’t had speedruns decided yet, I’d want it removed.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Big Brother Posted:

It’s okay, enough noobs run denture chat at slower times to offset one ridiculous quick time. Now if it happened on a new forum that hadn’t had speedruns decided yet, I’d want it removed.

I think ET’s new algorithm is smart enough to remove outliers (numbers too many significant deviations away from the mean).

In essence, even if it didn’t, it would balance out the slower times from people going afk / waiting to pwn (during a raid)... such as

Jesus He Knows Me  	10  	 -  	05/04/2008  	5328s
oOBrUnetTemufFINOo 	10 	Idorts Army 	02/26/2008 	6300s
Zero Tachikoma  	10  	 PR0N   	03/02/2008  	7706s

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I hate imacros. It breaks a lot for me. Although if when it works reliably it’s great for grinding…

I’d bet it’s a greasemonkey script that hammers out the ajax requests while the “X forum visits left after this” blurb is there. You can get in two to three moves with keyboard shortcuts there which is the basis for my hypothesis.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

New policy in effect:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/10891

(also, Tarman’s speeds have been removed.)

Evil Trout edited this message on 07/22/2008 6:01PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Evil Trout Posted:

(also, Tarman’s speeds have been removed.)

Uh, all of them? He’s still faster on PrayPal than the DML trolls.

Tarman

Avatar: Bacteria
12

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

Amasius Posted:

Uh, all of them? He’s still faster on PrayPal than the DML trolls.

I mentioned those 2. He probably just missed them – I doubt it’ll last long.

Though, I have to say, I’m not sure streaking with the DML is less of an exploit…

Tarman edited this message on 07/22/2008 7:15PM

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Tarman Posted:

Though, I have to say, I’m not sure streaking with the DML is less of an exploit…

But it isn’t cheating. Log in to see images!

I agree though, the DML should be fixed soon. Vuron made some reasonable suggestions about that.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Tarman Posted:

I think ET’s new algorithm is smart enough to remove outliers (numbers too many significant deviations away from the mean).

In essence, even if it didn’t, it would balance out the slower times from people going afk / waiting to pwn (during a raid)... such as

Jesus He Knows Me  	10  	 -  	05/04/2008  	5328s
oOBrUnetTemufFINOo 	10 	Idorts Army 	02/26/2008 	6300s
Zero Tachikoma  	10  	 PR0N   	03/02/2008  	7706s

I thought the max time you could stay on a forum was 60 mins, or 3600 seconds?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Tarman Posted:

I mentioned those 2. He probably just missed them – I doubt it’ll last long.

Though, I have to say, I’m not sure streaking with the DML is less of an exploit…

At least streaking is a known bug. Log in to see images!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Time to finish a forum: I’m pretty sure it used to be considerably longer, possibly unlimited.

Streaking is a bug, not a feature. We are low down dirty exploiters when we do it.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

scullyangel Posted:

Time to finish a forum: I’m pretty sure it used to be considerably longer, possibly unlimited.

Streaking is a bug, not a feature. We are low down dirty exploiters when we do it.

At least it was proved the algorithm isn’t dynamic and doesn’t change instantly to accomodate new speedruns.

And good thing I don’t streak anymore Log in to see images!

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Fran Posted:

I thought the max time you could stay on a forum was 60 mins, or 3600 seconds?

I think that’s the max time you can be in a forum without making a move. My internet was jacked up one day and I could only do a little of MemeBusters at a time.. it took a few hours to finish it. Log in to see images!

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