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Whining about my parents
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My dad hates me. Every time he catches me masturbating he says something lame like “I put an NSFW warning on your door because, well, this activity isn’t,” or “That asparagus is on the wrong shelf. Moving to the Vegetable Drawer.”
My mom only has time for me when she’s not off screwing some Phillip or sucking some Flat head. And dad lets her, which is just disgusting.
I’d end my miserable life, but I’m too damn good-looking for that. I’d slash myself, but I’m made of 100% pure steel so when I tried, I just wound up creating a spark which ignited the house and almost burnt it down. And then dad said, “Burning down the house is a bannable offense. Don’t do it again. You’ve been warned.”
The things I put up with. No other teen has problems like mine.
At least I get all the hot babes. Damn I’m one handsome devil!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:16PM |
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YOU NEED TO SHOVE THAT ASPARAGUS REALLY FAR UP YOUR bum, TRUST ME ON THIS ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. BTW YOURE A fabulous person Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:18PM |
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GET A BASEBALL AND SOME BARBED WIRE, THEN ROLL THE BARBED WIRE IN THE BASEBALL BAT, AND SHOVE IT UP IN YOUR bum, HE WILL SURELY LOVE YOU AFTER YOU DO THAT ****!! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:20PM |
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SMASH HIS SKULL WITH A ROCK THEN BACKFEED ON THE BRAINS Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 6:37PM |
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You guys are all proceeding under the bumumption that a hammer has an bum. I do not believe that is the case. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:49PM |
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Backfeed or stfu. “The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands, Keep Yours Busy” Log in to see images!
Well, these nuts Are made for busting, And that’s just what they’ll do One of these days These nuts are gonna Bust all over you |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:52PM |
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Andy_Dextruss Posted:
Impossible without aforementioned bum. Sad, but there it is. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 8:56PM |
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Log in to see images! BEGIN Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 9:03PM |
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hahaha this is quite funny Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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| Posted On: 07/14/2008 9:14PM |
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Parent suck. If I hear “Cheer up Mitchell” one more time I swear I’m going to cut. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 12:15AM |
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An Hero Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:26AM |
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Janie Posted:
HOLY ****
DID HIS bumHOLE HEAL OVER?
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QUOTED FOR MOTHER****IN’ TRUTH Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:31AM |
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meh, i think school is worser than parents Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:34AM |
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Why do you think I left? That house sucks bro… but you’re too wimpy to do that I bet. |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:34AM |
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| Posted On: 07/17/2008 11:37AM |
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