Yeah! But I think it might just be a deer nana might have ran over at some point. We should dissect it anyway. You know, I never got to dissect frogs in school. I feel like I’ve missed out in a really valuable life experience.

Don’t you have some sort of plant that can bring you back to normal? I’ve got a bunch of pills with me if you want to try some. Don’t worry, I picked all the laxatives out.

Oh, did you want to sleep? Your lab is pretty cool.

amaranthus, I wanted to tell you….what the hell is this ****?

Who the hell are you?

Oh wait I remember you now, one of Janies friends….an Agent reported a missing security badge, I just figured he lost it, more likely Janie stole it and gave it to you when I had her airlifted here.

Alright, give me that damned badge! You know you aren’t supposed to be here!

What is your problem amaranthus? Why are you allowing little girls …. what the hell is wrong with you?

Are you alright Agent? You look…stoned.

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

amaranthus, I wanted to tell you….what the hell is this ****?

Who the hell are you?

Oh wait I remember you now, one of Janies friends….an Agent reported a missing security badge, I just figured he lost it, more likely Janie stole it and gave it to you when I had her airlifted here.

Alright, give me that damned badge! You know you aren’t supposed to be here!

What is your problem amaranthus? Why are you allowing little girls …. what the hell is wrong with you?

Are you alright Agent? You look…stoned.

Oh fiiiine…it’s a nice badge though. I like it. And I’m not that little! Well, okay, maybe in size.

And he drank that tea over there which I think has kind of messed with his mind a lot. He won’t let me drink any but it seems waaay more effective than my pills.

By the way, he said he needs to talk to you.

And, also, where does he keep the withania somnifera?

****… It’s re—- ****! Oh, this trip will never end… I’m ****ed. I’m go-going… crazy. ****! OGOD OGOD OGOD! Monkey… is that really you…? Hahaha hahaha I’m so…. so ****ed up right n-now. I th-though you said… hahahahah…. ****…. I th-thought you s-said that **** I s-saw was real. Hahahaha! ****.

F-****. I need to s-sleep. Sleep…. B-berries. Nocturnal, d-did you get my berries?

Ah… th-thanks. Three should do. Fou— no, three. Three. Have… to be careful… interactions.

Ah… sleepy now…

Sleeeeeepy…..

zzzzz….

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Haha you dumbbum!

Well I’ll have to scratch taking the drunk newbie to the farm off my pranks to pull list. Still this was even better, hahaha! Rookies. God they are dumb.

Speaking of dumb. Why the hell did I not suspect that Janie was the one who took that badge?

The girl’s a freaking klepto. Alright you…whatever your name is, you get to come with me now, we will, umm…debrief you…give you sommething nice to drink and a nice ride back home in our cozy van.

Oh that’s okay, I’d rather stay here and watch amaranthus sleep. I really like this lab. It’s got all sorts of neat plants and I’m pretty sure I saw some really colourful toads.

By the way, hypothetically speaking, what would happen if some of the stuff from the barn was missing? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

*tosses fitfully in his sleep*

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

Oh that’s okay, I’d rather stay here and watch amaranthus sleep. I really like this lab. It’s got all sorts of neat plants and I’m pretty sure I saw some really colourful toads.

By the way, hypothetically speaking, what would happen if some of the stuff from the barn was missing? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Well hypothetically speaking some of that stuff could be toxic, or radioactive or poisonous. I suppose what would happen is if you, hypothetically of course, decided to remove some of those items, they could kill you in horrible ways.

Of course if I were to discover some items missing I would have to arrest the culprit, lock them up in a very small inescable room for years and years and years.

I’d probably torture them until they told me where the items were…

Why do you ask?

Oh and, that was not an invitation young lady, you WILL come with me, and we WILL be taking you home in our nice van. You can listen to your ipod or something during the trip, heck I got this new psp game with a level I can’t seem to conquer, maybe you can help me with it?