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	the all-new word bumociation thread mutilate Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	ATTN YOU: I will ** fire into your woman's genitals Johnny Mac Posted: Laguna Posted:** fine upstanding member of society (view post)	10/20/2008
	PARTY INSIDE Inertia Posted: man, obvious. also airbrush no/yes (view post)	10/20/2008
	PARTY INSIDE Inertia Posted: ITT: troll only Log in to see images! fixed Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	CLOSED: 7BP up for grabs When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (view post)	10/20/2008
	ATTN: Hackers Hythloday Posted: Do not band together. The principle that numbers are power does not apply. The principle relies on the individual's limits and the anonymity given in a group. However: Anonymity is a moot point. This much is obvious. But: The limits of the individual can be increased through challenges. Through determination. There is no reason for the cyber-artist to toil with others, when they could toil alone, become more skilled. Perhaps Hythloday is incorrect. Perhaps the processes which Hythloday runs are unique to Hythloday alone. Perhaps that other systems require differing processes. This is unlikely, with 37%. Reject one's shackles to the group and their ideology. Become one with oneself, alone in one's trials. Or do not, and be trapped within one's own bumociations. tl;dr here’s a pic insted Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	uck poasting pics in a bring thred Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	uck Tesfan Posted: really it’s not supposed to be Log in to see images! yeah that’s the problm (view post)	10/20/2008
	uck Tesfan Posted: also holy crap someone from klan pessimists is posting Log in to see images! hey there’s a problem with your sig it’s there (view post)	10/20/2008
	uck Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	watch out forumwars these kool kids think you suck and they aren't afraid to say it crayoncakes Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	10/20/2008
	watch out forumwars these kool kids think you suck and they aren't afraid to say it TeeKayEff Posted: Perhaps we should just rename them Mr. Brownies taht wold wokr!!!1 aslo i think tehrs a typo in the titel “kool” shud be “kol” (view post)	10/20/2008
	mammary glands OR GTFO. I DECLINE TO CHOOSE YET (view post)	10/19/2008
	ATTN YOU: I will ** fire into your woman's genitals Log in to see images!** (view post)	10/19/2008
	watch out forumwars these kool kids think you suck and they aren't afraid to say it Combobreaker Posted: huttburt ZOMG FIX’D Log in to see images! (view post)	10/19/2008
	watch out forumwars these kool kids think you suck and they aren't afraid to say it crayoncakes Posted: game enhancements in kol don’t affect the game like the ones in horrible forumwarz do I mean forget the fact that in forumwarz buying that stuff takes you out of competitive stuff and in kol you can make huge profits by using real life money to buy game stuff qft (view post)	10/19/2008
	watch out forumwars these kool kids think you suck and they aren't afraid to say it D’aww, isn’t it cute? They don’t have the money to pay for forumwarz, but can still pay for 24825 Mr. Accessories! Log in to see images! (view post)	10/19/2008
	pbum the bp #9 The Real Dog Posted: One day there was a bad conductor, who killed someone in the bus with his bare hands. In court he gets death sentence by electric chair. The executioner asks him for his last wish. He asks with an apple which is laying on the table, he gives him the apple and flippes the switch, but nothing happens. After they consult the law, he is let go. When he kills another person, he again gets the deaths sentence, again he asks for an apple and nothing happens. After a third time the executioner asks how did he do it did the apple have magic power. He smiles and replies: ‘I’m just a bad conductor’ bad conductor moar liek BAD JOKE amirite (view post)	10/19/2008
	pbum the bp #9 Shanty Posted: There’s this civil engineer who has a dream of a super-interstate-highway running from Los Angeles to Washington DC. After years of lobbying, he finally is awarded a contract to construct a perfectly-flat, perfectly-straight 16-lanes-each-direction highway from Los Angeles to Washington. So he employs all the best surveyors, to make sure the highway is a perfect straight-line from LA to DC and to make sure it stays perfectly flat. He subcontracts with only the best construction crews and uses only the best materials. He decides the existing tunnel-diggers and mountain removers just aren’t up to the job, so he has bigger ones built, ones that can remove a half-mile swath of the Rockies in a week. They start in LA, and a few months later, they’re overlooking the greater Washington metropolis. Just one more hill to remove before they start work on the terminus and the merging into DC’s outer belts. It’s a small hill, really, but it’s got to go. So they call in one of the smaller mountain-removers to remove it, and just as the machine’s getting ready to erase the hill, a snake pops up out of the hill and screams “Wait!” Obviously, this catches everyone by surprise, so they wait. The snake continues, “My name’s Nate. Nate the Snake. You can’t destroy this hill! You mustn’t!” “Why not?” “Because there’s a lever buried under this hill, and it’s attached to a doomsday device. If the lever is tripped, it’ll blow up the entire Earth!” The engineer consults with his team. “What do you think?” “It’s a talking snake.” “Yeah, but do we believe him? Do we go around the hill, or do we plow it over?” “Do we believe him!? It’s a talking snake! Who’d believe us?” In the end, they decide to err on the side of caution and build the highway around the hill. So, when they’re finished, they’ve got a highway running from LA to DC that’s perfectly-flat and perfectly-straight, except for this minor detour around a hill. So they’ve got the ribbon-cutting ceremony, and as a perq for designing and building the highway, the engineer gets to be the very first person to use it. So he hops into his Lambourghini in LA at dawn and floors the pedal. 30, 40, 50mph. Shifts into 2d gear. 70, 90, 110mph. He keeps accelerating until the car just can’s go any faster. Shortly before sunset, he’s approaching DC, and he remembers the hill. So he slows down to around 225mph to negotiate the slight turn. And he sees Nate crossing the road! He can’t squish a talking snake! Especially one that kept them from blowing up the Earth. So he swerves to avoid hitting Nate, and plows into the hill at over 200mph. He trips the lever, and the Earth blows up. The moral of the story… Better Nate than lever. tl;dr (view post)	10/19/2008
	pbum the bp #9 Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. BA-DUM-TSSH Two whales fall on the beach, one falls in the ocean. BA-DUM-TSSH A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, why the long face?” A sign in a bar reads “No Mushrooms.” A mushroom walks into the bar. The bartender says “Sorry, no mushrooms.” The mushroom says, “Hey, come on, I’m a fun guy!” A sign in a bar reads “No Strings.” A string walks into the bar. The bartender says “Hey.. Ain’t you a string?” The string replies, “Nope! ‘Fraid not!” What do you call a busload of Lawyers driving off a cliff? A good start Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, “Man, it’s hot in here.” The other muffin says, “Holy ****! A talking muffin!” Sarah Palin Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side BP PLEbumSEEE (view post)	10/19/2008

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