Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

BA-DUM-TSSH

Two whales fall on the beach, one falls in the ocean.

BA-DUM-TSSH

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, why the long face?”

A sign in a bar reads “No Mushrooms.” A mushroom walks into the bar. The bartender says “Sorry, no mushrooms.” The mushroom says, “Hey, come on, I’m a fun guy!”

A sign in a bar reads “No Strings.” A string walks into the bar. The bartender says “Hey.. Ain’t you a string?” The string replies, “Nope! ‘Fraid not!”

What do you call a busload of Lawyers driving off a cliff?

A good start

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, “Man, it’s hot in here.” The other muffin says, “Holy ****! A talking muffin!”

Sarah Palin

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

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