The Real Dog Posted:

One day there was a bad conductor, who killed someone in the bus with his bare hands. In court he gets death sentence by electric chair. The executioner asks him for his last wish. He asks with an apple which is laying on the table, he gives him the apple and flippes the switch, but nothing happens. After they consult the law, he is let go. When he kills another person, he again gets the deaths sentence, again he asks for an apple and nothing happens. After a third time the executioner asks how did he do it did the apple have magic power. He smiles and replies: ‘I’m just a bad conductor’

bad conductor moar liek BAD JOKE amirite