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	I lost my virginity Truely an incredible story, your storytelling powers rival that of Homer. (view post)	04/19/2010
	Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall members zblueboltz Posted: I’m worried i will get nothing. Log in to see images! Did I mention i’m poor and irish? Log in to see images! (view post)	04/13/2010
	The Kaiser's Call to Arms! 1 BP per picture; multiple entires allowed! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	04/09/2010
	Russia and China are attacking USA WOLVERINES! (view post)	04/01/2010
	Official April First Thread What the hell is this avatar? Stick figure Yahtzee? (view post)	04/01/2010
	Zombie Survival RPGs? There’s the Roguelike ZomBand, if you’re into that sort of game. (view post)	02/07/2010
	Official Thanksgiving Thread Cheins Sanchez Posted: i wonder what the cherokee nation would be like if georgia never pushed them out Probably wouldn’t exist, it was either that they left their lands, or Georgians would eventually wipe them out Happy Celebration of Obesity and Imperialism day (view post)	11/26/2009
	Favorite Video-Game Weapons The alien gun from Area 51. It recharges ammo over time, comes with a laser guide, the shots are very powerful, and the shots can riccochet off walls. It becomes the only weapon I use in the final parts of the game because it’s so good. (view post)	09/19/2009
	Happy 9/9/9 ~Post~For~Special~Peen~ burningpopsicles Posted: has anyone noticed that 999 is 666 UPSIDE DOWN?!1!!11!1!1 Log in to see images! You know 616 could be the actual number of the beast (view post)	09/09/2009
	The Banning Game ^Banned for having an ugly Avatar (view post)	09/07/2009
	Which is your favourite Final Fantasy? I’ve changed mu mind. After being able to play Final Fantasy V, I must say it is superior to II. The clbum system is really impressive, and the fact that I can use an ability of one clbum with another is great. The monsters are much more interesting this time around, ranging from robots to weird lungfish things, to a sentient Black Hole. The story is a bit cliche, but the humorous dialoge more than makes up for it. My only complaint is: **** YOU GIL TURTLE! (view post)	08/30/2009
	Pokemon Thread? man-man Posted: There really is an absurd amount of complexity hidden in the numbers underlying pokemon games… it’s the kind of thing that could drive me insane if I were to give a **. Luckily I don’t give even the tiniest of **s, all these crazy shenanigans for a few-point advantage is only of consequence if you’re playing against another person who has also sunk ungodly amounts of time into the matter. Pokemon Gold was pretty cool though… came within a handful of mons of actually finishing that one, was going to trade some of the last ones across from a friend’s Silver version but the internal battery on their cart had died and their save died with it. Sooner or later this will happen to mine too, and all the time I spent on it will truly amount to nothing. If I remember rightly, the in-game time counter was up to something like 10 solid days of my life that are never coming back. Not that I would have spent that time curing cancer, or anything else useful, if I’d not been playing pokemon… All you have to do is replace the internal battery when it runs out. I think the battery is pretty cheap, the only hard part is getting that very special screw off. (view post)	08/30/2009
	8-Bit Trip I loved that Commodore 64 thing in the beginning This video was amazing, I hope they will make more some day (view post)	08/30/2009
	Pokemon Thread? I say screw the new DS games and their “Wi-Fi online play”. The only way to battle/trade pokemon is with a link cable. Also I’m quite dissapointed my Pokemon Red broke, it can’t keep a save file anymore. (view post)	08/28/2009
	Sexual Innuendo in video games..i dont think it can get much worse than this.. The Elder Scrolls has the best, hands down: The Lusty Argonian Maid Act I, Scene II: Tiber Septim’s Chambers… Lifts-Her-Tail: Your Majesty, my deepest, deepest regrets. Septim: Oh, nevermind dear cherib. (He hastily throws an evening robe on.) [A pause] Perhaps oh Flower, you may lend aid to the Empire. For days, I have consulted with mages, physicians, and courtesans, but alas, my sword cannot stand up and has the penetration power of a rotting, damp swamp reed. Lifts-Her-Tail: Does thou speak of what I believe?! Should you not consult a smith? Septim: No crucible is so purifying, no forge blazes so. Lifts-Her-Tail: You flatter me! You are the Emperor of Tamriel, whilst I am a mere maid. Septim: Ha! You are more than that! I can feel that familiar stir! Come! Bend your back to the task, melt me in your crucible, and bring down your blows! Narrator: Some hours pbum, amid cries of “O Tiber!” and “You strike harder than the orc smiths!” dominate the stage. Lifts-Her-Tail: [a deep breath]...Your sword is far more sharp [another breath] ... and penetrating than your brother, though your son is as a mounted Nord lancer! END OF ACT I, SCENE II Act IV, Scene III, continued Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers? Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid. Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail. Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrbum me, sir! Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me. Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not! Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear. Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night! Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. END OF ACT IV, SCENE III Act V, Scene IV The Solar of the Nevavarine’s Father Narrator: An Old man, lonely and tired, sits by the warm fire, sipping on a quart of good ale. His name was Belisarius. His thoughts wander back to the days of prime, and to him, nothing pbumes faster than time. He remembers warring with the great houses of Morrowind and of fighting the occasional Nord incursion. If only he had a child to carry on his legacy. Belisarius: Come here, good maid. Lifts-Her-Tail: Yes master. Belisarius: When did my kin bring you or your family to Morrowind? Lifts-Her-Tail: I was sold to a Dunmer trader by the local chieftain. That elf wouldn’t take his eyes off me. I wish that I might have given him my body for my freedom. A scarf hid his face though. That was 20 years ago, before I arrived here but 2 years ago. Belisarius: That elf was no trader, but a hired mercenary. Secondly, I want a son or daughter. Now, I must go plant my seed. After I reap the harvest in 9 months, you shall be free! END OF ACT V, SCENE IV (view post)	08/24/2009
	The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind I love Morrowind, so immersive and fun. The mods do add much to it as well, like Morrowind comes alive (adds tons of new NPC’s and mercs) and The Illuminated Order (adds a new faction). Also, I’m sure we all remember the Lusty Argonian Maid. (view post)	08/16/2009
	Nethack Stories Celerysteve Posted: I never heard of it so I just tried it out. That’s about all I can say since this thread is in civil discussion… I’m going to bumume you suffered a YASD (yet another stupid death) or two. I recomend you check out the wiki, it has all you need to know about the game. http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page I also recomend you try a run in Explorer mode (press shift+x in a game), when you die it gives you a prompt Die?(y/n), if you answer n, your character has his/her hitpoints reset. Basically it gives you free range to experiment. (view post)	08/03/2009
	Nethack Stories I’m sure many here have played Nethack (those who haven’t, download it now, it’s free), and anyone who has probably has experienced a very interesting game every once in a while. So please share some interesting moments. Tonight I decided to play it, and resumed a game from awhile ago, in which I was a monk. I was in Minetown, and for some reason I couldn’t get through a pbumage to the next area. So I decided to wander around Minetown and see what happens. The random number god seemed to hate me more than usual, because panthers, a ball of light that blinded me, which caused me to kill a nearby halfling by mistake, killer hornets, soldier ants, and a unicorn were spawned randomly in the town. I activated explorer mode when I was leaving, just to see what it did, and was able to get through the pbumage and into the next area. In the next area I slaughtered gnomes, got polymorphed into an elf, ended up being seduced by a nymph, and got stuck in a spike pit, crawled out, and fell into a regular one right next to it. All was fine until I crawled into a three room corridor and picked up a cursed rock I couldn’t drop. So I was stuck there, tried to dig my way out, but that only caused a rock to fall from the ceiling into the pit I dug, then prayed, which did nothing. Then I was constantly attacked by gnomes, elves, and wererats (which I transformed into several times afterwards). Eventually I just let myself die. (view post)	08/02/2009
	What are you listening to now? Veteran of the Psychic Wars-Blue Oyster Cult (view post)	07/27/2009
	Be as unhelpful as possible Because god says so. What happens when I beat all 64,000 levels of berzerk? (view post)	07/27/2009

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