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Teh Drama Russia and China are attacking USA

KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
10

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 42 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Right now I’m watching tanks outside my apartment heading east. There are troops everywhere, they are mobilising people, giving them AK’s and loading them into trucks. Cargo copters are everywhere, and I’m sure I’ve seen Chinese troops on march.

I’ve been receiving calls from friends all over Russia, the Navy is on the move, the rally points are everywhere, and people are really willing.

There are all types of trucks, and on the railroad that goes nearby there are innumerable freight trains with what seems to be tanks and missiles of all kinds. Barraging weapons, all types of sh*t.

Guys, take your valuables and hide in mountains. DON’T GO INTO WOODS. There just rode a truck loaded with armored bears. They are easy to spot, though, they have balalaikas on them.

Though, there is one plus in it.

I’ll finally see New York, if I’ll make it there before it’s levelled.

USA, here I come.

Have a nice day, everyone. Prepare some bacon, will you?

KoZaK edited this message on 04/01/2010 5:57PM

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

It is literally April 2nd where I am

not really but it’s p late that it might as well be April 2nd

donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

April 2nd in 52 minutes for me.


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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

try harder


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

It’s been April 2nd for 1 hour and 22 minutes over here.


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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X - x

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
10

[WeChall]

Level 22 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

WOLVERINES!

X - x edited this message on 04/01/2010 6:34PM

You’re boned like a Saint with the Conciseness of a Snake.

Fed up with rules and regulations

No more laughter left on earth

Outer space our one salvation

May God help us in our search

Fact: Killer robots hate frogs

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Trizzel

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Level 7 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

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KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
10

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 42 Troll

“Banned Camper”

What do you mean “Try harder”? That was actually some neat trolling! I started it looking serious, but then I implemented bears. When you see ruskiz speaking about all that “bear vodka balalalika sputnik” stuff – oh man it’s trolling.

And I also wanted to greet everyone with April 1st. So few pranks met in Internet and here also, I wanted to make you a little present that could make you bumhurt for a sec.

KoZaK was banned for this post by Nicco


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CarlieGotfin-
gered

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Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

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donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

CarlieGotfingered Posted:

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KoZaK

Avatar: 105194 Sat Mar 28 18:19:55 -0400 2009
10

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 42 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Speaking of which, everyone lie about Georgia. Our government lie, your’s lie too, and people died, all that, but then ruskiz weren’t the first to attack.


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CarlieGotfin-
gered

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3

Level 39 Camwhore

“Lingeriepist”

KoZaK Posted:

Speaking of which, everyone lie about Georgia. Our government lie, your’s lie too, and people died, all that, but then ruskiz weren’t the first to attack.

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Soviet Russia take over puny nation of Georgia in 1987, it was glorious time for the Rupublik! But nobody seemed to notice, or care. Bring great shame to glorious people of Russia for generations.


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