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Animal Cruelty and Meat ConsumptionYou know what I say?
MEAT the Parents! (view post) |
01/17/2009 | |
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The Unknown Comic's List of Retired JokesMore like The Unknown Comic’s List of very special JOKES
IRONY!!! (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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The Unknown Comic's List of Retired JokesWell today it’s officially 2009 and that means it’s time to retire a bunch of jokes from my act. Eventually a joke just isn’t topical anymore and you’ve got to let it go. So here we are, the last time these jokes will ever appear in my act:
Have you guys seen that new show ALF? What a weird looking thing ALF is. I will say it is a very bold choice to finally have a Puerto Rican as the title character on a sitcom!
So airline food is pretty bad, huh? Man that must’ve sucked for everyone on TWA 800. OH MAN THIS SALMON TASTES LIKE COD OH **** WE’RE DYING!
So, Led Zeppelin played around here recently. Look, if I wanted to hear someone shouting about hobbits and witches then I’d enjoy my nerdy newphew. He doesn’t mind, hes just happy to be having sex!
Have you guys heard about this crack stuff? Finally, a way to bond with my son!
President Carter isn’t doing much to help this hostage crisis. REALLY? YOU CAN’T SOLVE THIS PROBLEM BY GROWING PEANUTS YOU INBRED ****? But don’t blame me, I voted for Billy Carter!
How about this Great Depression? I don’t see what’s so great about it…oh wait! The guy I owed money to just jumped out a ****ing window! NOW I GET IT!
The War of Northern Aggression? MORE LIKE A CHINESE BUFFET! HEY MEDIC I’M HIT BRING OVER THAT MORPHINE! Thank you Abraham Lincoln for getting me high! (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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what will the next big source of drama beMy growing bulimia problem Log in to see images! (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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Doo fine upstanding member of society a doo doo wah doo fine upstanding member of society(view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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All You God Haters Better Get Some KnowledgeOne night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”
The Lord replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when I carried you. (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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All You God Haters Better Get Some Knowledge(view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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N. Gin Cosplay by Cloudie (NSFW?)Now for my impression of CloudieGin
VALIDATION I NEED VALIDATION RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LIKE ME WHETHER FOR MY male reproductive organTEASE PHOTOS OR FOR MY QUIRKINESS I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME IM PRETTY I AM PRETTY RIGHT OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD LOOK AT MY FLESH LOOK AT IT I NEED THE LOVE OF THE ANONYMOUS PEOPLES OF THE INTERNET BECAUSE WHENEVER SOMEONE GETS TO KNOW ME THEY HATE ME BECAUSE IM A COMPLETELY WORTHLESS PERSON
LOOK AT ME
IVE SET WOMEN BACK TEN YEARS BUT LOOK AT MY HIPS (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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Wiki VandalismI’m trying to give people the truth about what Spoilerpedia is but these dodo birds keep screwing it up.
BUT UNKNOWN COMIC THIS GAME’S PLAYERBASE IS SO ****ING very special THEY’LL HAVE TO SEARCH FOR THE WIKI THEY’RE CURRENTLY USING JUST TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
ALSO ITS A TOTAL SRS ARTICLE AND IT WAS NOT CREATED JUST TO HELP SOMEONE GET THE WIKI EPEEN
I demand everyone who’s not me be banned for wiki vandalism. (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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Anyone remember when Flamebate was more than just a place for never ending contests?Those days were trash and all of you know it. This is so much better because these new people have found the real game. We were so stupid playing boring forumwarz,grinding, pwning forums. That not was fwz is about, it’s about shuffling around bp.
That’s the real end game. (view post) |
01/17/2009 |
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CLOSED: Fingerz presents: FIND THE SEX OFFENDER for 1 BPLog in to see images!
Take your hand in mine, walk with me this day (view post) |
01/14/2009 |
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HEY MCNOOBHAMMER43 ANGRY HOBO DIDNT POST A PICTURE OF A LOLIThe system is as broke as my wife’s woman's genitals!
And by broke I mean filled with negro male reproductive organ (view post) |
01/14/2009 |
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Selective ModdingIt sounds like Banhammer is advocating vigilante justice.
I’d like to offer a more conservative alternative to the wild and crazy, anything goes attitude by MC B. Mbumive deputization of certain Forumwarz players. This players will not be named, they will not be told who else is a deputy.
They won’t be able to move threads or edit thread subject lines. That would chaos. They can only ban.
I think 5,000-6,000 deputies would do the trick. (view post) |
01/14/2009 |
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Fran ISNT Fat. Chew on that for awhileSir Cinnamon Posted:
What a brilliant subversion of the theme.
Do you gents realize what Sir Cinnamon has done here? I myself didn’t understand it until he explained it.
He took something and then made it the opposite. Like if someone were to say, and I’ll try to make this very special so everyone can understand, “LONGCAT IS LONG” then by using the Sir Cinnamon method I could reply LONGCAT ISN’T LONG.
That sure would be a pie in the face for longcat and sure to produce ironic chuckles from everybody. (view post) |
01/14/2009 |
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Hey, do you like dolphins?PLEASE GIVE MANPHIN BP SO HE CAN MAKE HIS MANWICH ALT (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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What can you find lodged Between you bed and the wall, and outher hard to reach places?LOOK WHAT I FOUND
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LOL TOPICAL (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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January 13 . AbsorptionBut seriously, look at how funky he is (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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January 13 . AbsorptionI’m king, and they know it When i snap my fingers everybody says show it I’m hot and your not But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot Top that, top that You can give all that you can, but you will never top that! You can dream until you’re blue but you can never top that huh huh I’m hot and your not But if you wanna hang with me I’ll give it one shot Top that, top that You can do all that you can but you’ll never top that, top that
Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone’s face I wish that you would take a look and really stop that Top that, stop that I don’t really give a about tryin to top that Top that, stop that I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that Whats this, stop that What gives, stop that I don’t really give a about tryin to top that top that, big deal top that, unreal you can try until youre blue i will make a fool of you TOP THAT (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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What can you find lodged Between you bed and the wall, and outher hard to reach places?Lost your marbles…who plays marbles any mo-
Oh…haha…I get it now hahahaha you lost oh **** hahahahahaha you lost your MARBLES hahahahahaha
Like you’re crazy, like you’re a real kooky dude hahahaha
Like you’re mentally ill hahahaha INSANE!
LIKE YOU’RE ****ING BONKERS HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE ****ING BEING GOUGED OUT BY YOUR RAPIER WIT
HAHAHAHA OH **** THAT’S SO ****ING FUNNY
Except it’s not.
My grandfather died of syphilis-related insanity. You tried to **** the bumper cars at Coney Island and got electrocuted.
So maybe you should ****ING THINK before being so clever. (view post) |
01/13/2009 |
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LETS WORSHIP FAT WOMENSMy father was brutally murder in front of my eyes by Basque separatists, but thank god I had my old transistor so I could top my toes to this clbumic songs (view post) |
01/11/2009 |