SuperMonkeyMan's Flamebate Posts

You are gay.

Just telling you in case you didn’t know.

can you name the Video Game System?

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A solution to: multi-clbuming; flezz sinking; moar file completion

Add a bittorrent parody that allows the transfer of parts of .moar files. Then charge the player (in   of course) to buy more bandwidth, because file transfers are time consuming and bandwidth intensive. To encourage the use of the app, create a few unique .moar files that can only be found on torrent. These unique files would allow a player to equip another clbum’ equipment. For example, all clbumes except the hacker could equip a moar file titled “PC Modding for Dumb ****s.dic” and would allow the player to equip a heatsink. A file named “Local Area Networking with Diana Ross.txt” could give all clbumes except hackers the option to equip a router. Another file like “Hoffa’s new identity and phone number.dox” could allow all clbumes except troll to equip a fetish.

[i]tl;dr version:

Add bittorrent parody to allow moar file completion.

Charge   for use of said app.

Add more moar files unique to said app.

Special files would allow equipping of clbum specific items.[/i]

Teh FW Intrrrrweb

Add an ingame browser and allow players to create webpages that can be viewed via the ingame browser. Pages would cost   to create. Stores, Forums and player profiles (e.g. www.SuperMonkeyMan.com would go directly to my player profile) could be accessed through the browser but also allow the use of Sentrillion to search for user created content. tl;dr allow users to populate the fw internet with content.

However, disallow the hacker clbum from being able to create such content. Instead give hackers the option to purchase shells and let them figure out how to deface websites or turn them into zombies on the FW intrrrnet. Once a site is defaced the site can’t be hacked/edited/reverted again for a period of time by anyone and the site is reverted back to its normal state in a few days. If a site is made a zombie, the hacker gets a botnet attack for forums/threads. The attack becomes more powerful with each added zombie. To prevent it from becoming too powerful, this attack’s damage is independent of the player’s offense stat.

TIME PARADOX

Veer: stfu, no one cares about you not being able to fap to pics of underaged girls on FW.

Its real - You must see it to believe it! All real footage with the video to prove it!

AKK Posted:

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What did you expect? FW is where the internet goes to die.

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Its real - You must see it to believe it! All real footage with the video to prove it!

-XI- Posted:

You are made of epic and win!

Thanks!

I hate this site so much.

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ITT WE SEARCH OUR USERNAMES ON GOOGLE IMAGES AND POST THE FIRST ONE THAT COMES UP

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Super Monkey Man

lol, do I win?

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i wrote a short story for my writing clbum

To be honest, your story is terrible. It’s horribly cliche; the dialogue is terrible and the characters are incredibly flat. Dave’s development is clumsy and ineffective, and at times his actions are unbelievable and inappropriate.

Sorry, but it is the truth. The story shows the lack of effort on your part. If I was were your English teacher, I’d give you a C. For a writing clbum, I’d give this a D.