Add a bittorrent parody that allows the transfer of parts of .moar files. Then charge the player (in   of course) to buy more bandwidth, because file transfers are time consuming and bandwidth intensive. To encourage the use of the app, create a few unique .moar files that can only be found on torrent. These unique files would allow a player to equip another clbum’ equipment. For example, all clbumes except the hacker could equip a moar file titled “PC Modding for Dumb ****s.dic” and would allow the player to equip a heatsink. A file named “Local Area Networking with Diana Ross.txt” could give all clbumes except hackers the option to equip a router. Another file like “Hoffa’s new identity and phone number.dox” could allow all clbumes except troll to equip a fetish.

[i]tl;dr version:

Add bittorrent parody to allow moar file completion.

Charge   for use of said app.

Add more moar files unique to said app.

Special files would allow equipping of clbum specific items.[/i]

Teh FW Intrrrrweb

Add an ingame browser and allow players to create webpages that can be viewed via the ingame browser. Pages would cost   to create. Stores, Forums and player profiles (e.g. www.SuperMonkeyMan.com would go directly to my player profile) could be accessed through the browser but also allow the use of Sentrillion to search for user created content. tl;dr allow users to populate the fw internet with content.

However, disallow the hacker clbum from being able to create such content. Instead give hackers the option to purchase shells and let them figure out how to deface websites or turn them into zombies on the FW intrrrnet. Once a site is defaced the site can’t be hacked/edited/reverted again for a period of time by anyone and the site is reverted back to its normal state in a few days. If a site is made a zombie, the hacker gets a botnet attack for forums/threads. The attack becomes more powerful with each added zombie. To prevent it from becoming too powerful, this attack’s damage is independent of the player’s offense stat.